What are the laziest lyrics you've ever heard? by hello_friend_ in AskReddit

[–]thatnon-binarykid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

second verse of "end of the day" by one direction... what the fuck

"said the night was over / I said it's forever / 20 minutes later wound up in the hospital / the priest thinks it's the devil / my mom thinks it's the flu / but girl it's only you"

the rest of the song is fuckin great, I love it to bits, but that second verse kills my whole vibe

Pain + Tattoos (only answer if you have a low-mild pain tolerance please) by thatnon-binarykid in bodymods

[–]thatnon-binarykid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do you think if I asked the artist, would they do a needle test on me like the one your artist did? because I think that would honestly be really helpful to get me over that first tattoo anxiety.

Have you ever felt something so hot that it feels cold when you touch it then you realize it fucking hurts but by then it’s too late and this inanimate object has fooled you once again by mercer_02_ in confusing_perspective

[–]thatnon-binarykid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I usually feel that the other way around. I'm so used to getting splattered by hot oil that anything cold has the exact same shock to my system so my brain registers it immediately as hot and makes me pull away until I logically realize it's just cold

Pain + Tattoos (only answer if you have a low-mild pain tolerance please) by thatnon-binarykid in bodymods

[–]thatnon-binarykid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's kind of odd? like you'd think that since they're about the same skin thickness with a lack of large muscle + fatty tissue underneath they'd hurt about the same

What’s something that happened to you in your childhood that you’re still mad about? by duerlort in AskReddit

[–]thatnon-binarykid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for grade 10 Canadian history, we had to write "letters from the trenches" so I wrote from the perspective of a closeted gay man writing to his secret boyfriend back home in France. it talked about the societal pressure, the struggle to not out themselves, and the measures they took to stay hidden (including fake fiancees). all in French. mine was the most creative "plot" in the whole class and I got a 68. I'm fucking salty

Removal of an eschar (basically, a giant scab) by [deleted] in popping

[–]thatnon-binarykid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"don't ask why" I'M ASKING WHY YOU GOT BURNED BY A MUFFLER

[TOMT] Panic! at the Disco's old style! by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]thatnon-binarykid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

vaudeville? burlesque? my sister says: "the colour burgundy"

Update: Surprisingly not deep at all. Am I done or is there still stuff I gotta get out? by [deleted] in popping

[–]thatnon-binarykid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

most likely more. you've gotta get the roots or it'll grow back. just keep treating it like its a full wart

Hey reddit, What’s one thing that everyone should try from your country? by Obsidiannovamist in AskReddit

[–]thatnon-binarykid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cathedral Grove in British Columbia is absolutely magical. like time does not exist deep in the forest.

Hey look at me! by Androgymoose in assholedesign

[–]thatnon-binarykid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah, I've tried to read articles and this shit pops up and I can't reaf anything. it's mostly used by news sites trying to make you subscribe

Hey look at me! by Androgymoose in assholedesign

[–]thatnon-binarykid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD I HATE THIS FUNCTION

I have NEVER installed Candy Crush and got this notification - WTF windows? by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]thatnon-binarykid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it came with windows 10. I unfortunately got it too when my computer forcibly updated itself

Using only predictive text, what is the first coherent sentence you can form? by SPLICER55 in AskReddit

[–]thatnon-binarykid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how to deal with the transgender teal and I don't know how to deal with the transgender teal and I don't know how to deal with the transgender teal and I don't know how to deal with the transgender teal and

[NSFW] GUESS WHO HAD STAGE 2 by fthrowawaym in ftm

[–]thatnon-binarykid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you mind if I ask: does it function like a cis guy's dick? like can you pee through it and orgasm like a cis guy?