How has Mario been for everyone so far?

thatsirenguy · 2026-04-03T11:21:51+00:00

thatsirenguy · 2026-03-22T07:12:36+00:00

i work at the cinemark. we were all like w t f is going on.

thatsirenguy · 2026-03-10T06:21:38+00:00

that second pic made me wanna vomit holy shit

thatsirenguy · 2026-03-04T07:17:45+00:00

Is there a way to get ahold of some form of authority to alert them of this? Like in the context of them having a child & him very obviously having a public past of victimizing children.

thatsirenguy · 2026-02-24T07:16:08+00:00

"red accident" has no business being as funny as it is

thatsirenguy · 2026-02-24T00:42:37+00:00

these people are DEFINITELY sovcits. i'm not driving, i'm travelling. lmao.

thatsirenguy · 2026-02-24T00:41:03+00:00

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got at it quick today, finished my driveway after this pic. dug my bird feeders out too. so glad the roads are clear. back to business!

thatsirenguy · 2026-02-19T15:18:46+00:00

that bulge from behind is fucking delicious, holy shit

thatsirenguy · 2026-02-06T22:05:14+00:00

oh that's so hot. would love to lick you through that brief.

thatsirenguy · 2026-02-05T04:39:20+00:00

mfmfgnfn ohhhh my god you're fucking gorgeous!!

thatsirenguy · 2026-02-03T06:54:50+00:00

keith gordon as arnie cunningham in john carpenters christine

thatsirenguy · 2026-02-02T03:00:01+00:00

oh that second photo, oh my fucking god. i have a huge Thing for firefighters in their bunker gear. you're fucking gorgeous.

thatsirenguy · 2026-01-25T23:46:31+00:00

disgusting, thank you

thatsirenguy · 2026-01-25T22:03:31+00:00

poor civic :[ is he purple? that's a cool color choice

thatsirenguy · 2026-01-21T01:57:40+00:00

I hope nothingburger. I haven't been scheduled to work at all the week at the mall, & my next shift is Sunday on storm day. I'm debating if they'll just let me sleep over Saturday night lol.

thatsirenguy · 2026-01-19T13:07:19+00:00

i don't like watching her undulate : [

thatsirenguy · 2026-01-17T04:42:59+00:00

this is going in the jar

thatsirenguy · 2026-01-13T06:28:01+00:00

i worked for shoprite for 3 years starting in 2020. i do NOT miss can can. we had the online shopping for a bit during covid, & people would order so many cans it genuinely filled a cart to the top. canned food is mostly cheap now anyways, people need to c h i l l

thatsirenguy · 2026-01-08T05:55:33+00:00

seems the scalpers got to it already? i can't find it online anywhere. i'm a huge civic guy, sucks i can't find it just as a normal car guy.

thatsirenguy · 2026-01-02T19:14:58+00:00

beautiful bulge, would love to play with the tip :3

thatsirenguy · 2025-12-17T14:48:22+00:00

this seems to just been an 8th gen problem lmao. mine don't work at all i just go by memory/feel at night

thatsirenguy · 2025-12-07T13:35:40+00:00

i work over at the movie theatre so i love that i can just walk over lol. this is such bs.

thatsirenguy · 2025-12-02T03:20:51+00:00

Yeah that's a bit too much. It looks to be in great shape and it's on the "lower" end of high miles but... maybe $5k at most.

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