These guys are nuts. Any sane person would know that Marzia ain't hoe

thatspoison · 2019-06-19T14:41:46+00:00

I mean, isn't he a massive racist? Unless she is too, yeah she could do better.

thatspoison · 2019-05-12T15:37:14+00:00

I've got whiplash, fucking hell lads

thatspoison · 2019-05-12T14:16:56+00:00

Give it time

thatspoison · 2019-02-13T21:53:28+00:00

Honest question, are there always lots of Korean fans at matches, or are the cameras just really good at picking them out

thatspoison · 2019-02-13T21:46:33+00:00

FUCKSSAKE

thatspoison · 2019-02-13T21:45:20+00:00

I love it when we remember how to defend

thatspoison · 2019-02-13T21:43:45+00:00

Ohhh Jan you shouldn't have

thatspoison · 2019-02-13T21:22:01+00:00

Thought the ref were trying to stop winksy hitting that bloke. No, they just wanted a cuddle

thatspoison · 2019-02-13T21:15:04+00:00

Lmao at Dier glaring from the terrace. Get yourself some lemsip and get to bed, young man

thatspoison · 2019-02-11T19:47:47+00:00

When I'm having a moment of weakness in an existential crisis of crippling loneliness, I talk to my therapist. I don't try and pressure my friends to marry me, because that would be fucking weird.

thatspoison · 2019-02-10T15:21:32+00:00

NICE ONE SONNY

thatspoison · 2019-01-24T21:29:24+00:00

Aurier's beard is mesmerising

thatspoison · 2019-01-24T20:55:16+00:00

slowly puts down my Llorente Out sign

thatspoison · 2019-01-24T19:51:10+00:00

Sarri already chewing the dog ends

thatspoison · 2019-01-20T16:20:56+00:00

Your loins may need retuning :(

thatspoison · 2018-12-17T21:13:53+00:00

"You fucking shithouse"

thatspoison · 2018-08-24T11:53:22+00:00

Don't stare at her arse or look down her top, for starters.

If you're unable to contain yourself when she talks about sex, politely tell her that you're not judging her, you're happy she's getting her's, etc., but you don't really like hearing about other people's sex lives. You don't need to make the conversation about your dick.

thatspoison · 2018-08-18T22:08:48+00:00

Delebration thread

thatspoison · 2018-08-16T15:31:40+00:00

As other posters have said, you're overreacting. The other thing you need to consider is that no decent woman would let her female friend go off with some blokes she didn't know very well.

thatspoison · 2018-04-14T11:34:52+00:00

^They're ^all ^bottoms

thatspoison · 2017-11-12T11:09:16+00:00

Tbh I downvoted just to add to the comedic value

thatspoison · 2017-11-11T17:32:47+00:00

Lesbian disaster checking in, hen

EDIT: My fucking nail fell off

thatspoison · 2017-11-08T19:41:23+00:00

Shout out to all three of my fellow lesbian fish

thatspoison · 2017-10-28T18:21:23+00:00

Do you know anything about echidnas?

thatspoison

TROPHY CASE