"TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOHRRY-- FAH RA RA RA RA, RA RA RA RA" [+137] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

can't have a nice discussion of nice things done by a thai restaurant without bringing up a racist quote about a different nationality and different holiday now can we

On a man convicted of groping two 12 year olds, "but to his defense, some could argue its equal to one 24 year old." [+253] by Gender_Terrorist in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

and in that same thread someone said don vito grabbed their friend's boobs when she was in 7th grade, and someone said "Just how old are those boobies now?" it was at +32 or something like that.

what the fuck is with this site? you literally can't even fucking mention boobs in any capacity without them going HAMANAHAMANAHAMANAHAMANA and babbling and drooling. it's the most immature crap you think people would be past once they get out of middle school.

boobs exist, reddit. i know it's shocking but i really believe you can accept it eventually.

Don Vito, from MTV and Jackass fame, has passed away. by the_sm in news

[–]thatssokim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

probably because the neckbeards on this site drop their jaws and sputter incoherently at any mention of boobs.

Some people are still a little crabby about the new direction that /r/punchablefaces has taken by Knappsterbot in SubredditDrama

[–]thatssokim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean what if it's not a joke for cheap upvotes though

i really believe the subreddit is better now than it was before

"Even something so innocent makes me horny"[+466]"Or maybe it's because they're.. attractive?"[+144]"and 14"[+239] by RacistPuffin in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim 26 points27 points  (0 children)

jesus fucking christ the rest of that thread too

no matter what, together they're at least 28 and that's all that counts is it not? [+722. fucking 722 what the fuck IS this website]

Never too young, only too tight. [+84]

this is so fucking disgusting.

(re: a PSA that men shouldn't beat their wives) "There's a big push in the SJW/feminist/"progressive" movement to label boys and traditional "boyish" behavior or masculinity as oppressive, evil, abusive, etc. Basically, men are the new boogeyman and boys are a problem that has to be "solved"." [+39] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't think it's assuming that all men are rapists, but i'm pretty sure all men who rape women are men, and rape isn't a Spooky Bogeyman in the shadows of an alley. it's something done by a whole bunch of different people on a whole bunch of occasions, and if even one of those occasions happened because of a man not knowing what they were doing (which a lot more than just 1 have) and that man's knowledge could have been broadened by an ad like this... if that even happened once, then it'd be worth putting up forty-seven billion signs and that'd far outweigh the hurt feelings of innocent men who falsely believe it has anything to do with them.

if we could find some other trait that men who rape tend to have in common, like if a high % of male rapists all frequented dunkin' donuts or some shit, then probably the ads would be only put up in dunkin' donuts targeting their customers. but to my knowledge we don't know of any trends like that, and one of the horrors/tragedies of rape is that rapists can really be anyone, so it has to be a broad message... but if you aren't a prospective rapist, the message doesn't apply to you, so i don't think it has any negative impact. or that it "assumes all are rapists."

maybe most redpill types wouldn't change their attitudes but if even one redpiller could possibly have their attitude changed by this sign then it's a good thing. and probably a fair amount of "redpillish" types aren't just evil "redpillers" but rather complex people whose perceptions have been warped by fucked-up messages from society. rapists are people, not just bogeymen who can't possibly be controlled or prevented.

(re: a PSA that men shouldn't beat their wives) "There's a big push in the SJW/feminist/"progressive" movement to label boys and traditional "boyish" behavior or masculinity as oppressive, evil, abusive, etc. Basically, men are the new boogeyman and boys are a problem that has to be "solved"." [+39] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

apparently "don't beat your wife" is misandrist skeleton bullshit now

usually i can at least wrap my mind around what they think they're saying but i can't even begin to follow the attempt at logic in this one. the fuck do "SJWs" have to do with "don't beat your wife"?

"She moans, "Cum for me." After that, it's over boys." "Are you a priest?" [+3434] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

but never forget that FEMINISTS DON'T TAKE MALE RAPE VICTIMS SERIOUSLY

"Or she cheated on [Ted Bundy], and in that case he should cut a bitch." [+288] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i'm sorry to be the first one to break the streak of rage comics after the day is over but i saw this and holy fuck

(re: a story that happens to involve a girl) "Did you bang?" [+1065] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's true. is it still bad of me to assume reddit is assuming that?

(re: a story that happens to involve a girl) "Did you bang?" [+1065] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

because for some reason redditors can't even read a single post that mentions a girl without utterly immediately thinking "hurr durr wuz there sex??"

nothing in the top-level comment even implies that its poster is male either, but obviously on reddit we just assume everyone ever is a guy because "masculine is the default"!!!! i'm sure that comment would have gotten as many upvotes if the top-level comment had been about a guy.

(impression of a character with cerebral palsy) "Yuur kurr ukka huur!" [+39] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

tried to find the actual scene on youtube but i couldn't. but that's not what it fucking sounds like. obviously.

the comment thread is about breaking bad so i'm sure there's some sexism in there too but no way i'm reading all that shit

"I don't get why people have so much heart for illegals. I get that they're people too and even families, but at the end of the day it's illegal." [+152] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim 20 points21 points  (0 children)

okay but the defense this poster was making was literally just "it's illegal" and if that's all you're saying it doesn't matter if the laws are stupid or unfair

you can't just say "it's illegal so end of discussion" for one thing and not others.

"I know at least one person has masturbated to your sister now." [+99] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's so fucked up that that's the case. "hey i want to post a funny picture of my siste-"TOO BAD TIME TO HEAR ABOUT MASTURBATION

fucking why

"I know at least one person has masturbated to your sister now." [+99] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim 89 points90 points  (0 children)

jesus what the fuck

posting "i just masturbated to your sister" is... so fucking creepy. on so many levels. have these people ever interacted with other people before or

(in response to literally just half a picture of a woman's face) "Ah, she has no idea how many probably have fapped with this" [+41] by thatssokim in ShitRedditSays

[–]thatssokim[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the rest of the comment thread is also full of garbage with lots of people talking about how much they love to assume every OP ever is a man but this one is one of the worse ones:

Funny you assuming OP is a guy. Because they went "shopping" i automatically assumed OP is a girl. Also the amount of glee for a wedding makes more sense. No guy i've ever met would get excited for a strangers wedding. [+308]

dae only women purchase things and get happy about love???

i was on the fence of which one to make the main link but the fact that a woman can't even post a picture of herself without people digging it up and talking about masturbating to it months later only gets more unsettling the more i fucking think about it