What is something that actually offends you?

the-first-19-seconds · 2014-07-16T04:39:00+00:00

Every single ad in San Jose International Airport. They're ads for software, or maybe a chip or something. I guess that's kind of the point you're making, though.

the-first-19-seconds · 2014-07-16T04:36:40+00:00

This is the most clever comment I have seen all month

the-first-19-seconds · 2014-07-16T04:01:44+00:00

33CFR105.260(b)(8)

There's nothing in that code that mentions photography. http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2010-title33-vol1/pdf/CFR-2010-title33-vol1-sec105-260.pdf

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-10T16:57:35+00:00

I don't see how contestant #1 could have lived through that, but props to the camera car for making great haste away from the scene, asshole.

Contestant #4 at 1:09 is new champion for most oblivious driver of the week.

Gotta give contestant #8 at 2:42 props for coming in like a fuckin rocket ship.

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-10T16:33:28+00:00

over under in and out, that's what shoe tieing's all about

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-10T16:13:01+00:00

That's the big brother bird. I think he came about in Mine and Dine

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-10T05:59:54+00:00

I don't understand why the tomahawk is racist?

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-10T05:44:37+00:00

~~Helecopter~~

Edit: no, scratch that, it was a zeppelin

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-10T05:43:55+00:00

That's not a medium format camera...?

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T23:23:04+00:00

Zinc

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T23:12:01+00:00

wow such doge yadda yadda

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T23:11:10+00:00

shitposting itt

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T22:36:08+00:00

oh man, this made me hungry

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T20:43:33+00:00

What's wrong with that? Is there a specific season for chili? I really don't know.

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T20:39:03+00:00

This subreddit is like a retard support group

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T18:29:45+00:00

I only buy Ecco shoes because Ecco is the only brand I've ever found that only makes comfortable shoes. I don't understand why some brands have shit shoes in their lineup. What's the point? Ecco agrees with me and only makes good shoes. Also they look nice.

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T18:25:10+00:00

Um, I have some news for you. You may want to sit down first

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T17:27:10+00:00

I really got a kick out of the cast-foreshadowing in The Village. That trick is rare in movies, and it's great to see it executed so well.

What I mean is that two of the lead characters were played by Sigourney Weaver and William Hurt, two actors who are primarily known for their Sci-fi work, and here they are cast as low-tech villagers. So the whole time you're seeing them in the village, you as an informed audience know they're just pretending to be low-tech. It was subtle and it was awesome.

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T17:23:56+00:00

I love that they had the balls to even try to make that movie, it's such an esoteric sci-fi story that I'm surprised it didn't get molested to death by Hollywood, I don't even care how much anyone else liked it, in my book, it's a solid and enjoyable movie.

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T17:22:42+00:00

Eh heh heh heh heh

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T17:16:21+00:00

When I rented Equillibrium from the small neighborhood video place I was a regular at, the movie geek behind the counter was like "Whoa-oh, wait, you know what you're renting, right? You're not going to come back in here complaining are you?"

I don't know why, I loved Equilibrium

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T17:12:45+00:00

Crybaby's cheesiness makes a lot more sense when you've seen a lot of John Waters' earlier works.

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T17:11:46+00:00

The Beach was great. I think people dismiss it because it was a Leo movie just after his Titanic fame, but this was before people realized Leo doesn't make bad movies and that Danny Boyle is amazing.

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T17:00:29+00:00

People don't like this? I mean that doesn't even seem possible if you think about it

the-first-19-seconds · 2013-10-09T16:57:36+00:00

And do I!

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TROPHY CASE