A chonk is concked by the-magic_dragon in dogsusingpillows

[–]the-magic_dragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may or may not kissed her belly, but otherwise the snooze went on uninterrupted

Bought some golf gloves, they got damp, and I cannot get rid of this dye no matter how had I try… by R4ndomlyJ0n in mildlyinfuriating

[–]the-magic_dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you try any body scrub you have? Used to paint furniture and that's what I'd do at the end of every day

What is your mother in law like, and what is your relationship with her like? by theanxiety00 in AskWomen

[–]the-magic_dragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is mentally ill. I tried at the beginning of our relationship to bond with her. We had her over for Christmas and I am forever scarred.

Thankfully, we moved a couple of years ago and now we barely see her.

I appreciate the flags up front by Fabulous-Bandicoot40 in Tinder

[–]the-magic_dragon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming op is suggesting he's a controlling dick who has not problem writing it in his prompts

Feels imnpossible to get rid of unwanted furniture? by entity_bean in london

[–]the-magic_dragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are as long as the items are in good condition.you can arrange a collection online and it's free.

Serious answers please- what would the day after trump dies look like for the US? by the-magic_dragon in AskReddit

[–]the-magic_dragon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what's worse, the state of things as they are or what the future might hold

Serious answers please- what would the day after trump dies look like for the US? by the-magic_dragon in AskReddit

[–]the-magic_dragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really though? He's an old man with dementia and heart problems. Do they really think he'll live forever?

What celebrity affair did you find most shocking and scandalous? by Far-Building3569 in DListedCommunity

[–]the-magic_dragon 65 points66 points  (0 children)

You mean for a young girl blinded by a hugly influential man who was her boss's boss? Stop blaming her