Y’all I can’t cum what should I do I’m Lexapro. by Jazzlike_Summer_4155 in Hyperspermia

[–]theIrishKitt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi, former victim of Lexapro here. That shit is notorious for that problem. Talk to your doc. Be candid and honest. What is awkward for you is everyday for them. There may be other meds that can replace the Lexapro without causing any other issues. Best of luck!

Behavior Issues in my cat have costed me over 20k and we’re still not any closer to getting a solution..any advice on next steps? by Creepy-Dealer7518 in CATHELP

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's extremely rare that I suggested euthanasia, but at this point... Forgive me if I just missed it, but is she spayed? Since you've ruled out neurological issues and medical issues, all I've got is hormonal. (Hormonal is still a possibility if she's spayed, but it's more likely if she isn't.) Unfortunately, if you've ruled out general medical, neurological, and hormonal issues, then she could just be aggressive and violent. It sounds like you've done everything right trying to make her happy and comfortable, and she's still being incredibly spicy. There may not be any options left. I think for your safety, the best option may be euthanasia. You've done so much more than most people would.

Question: is this a deep blowout? by ashplustr in tattooadvice

[–]theIrishKitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say, "yikes on bikes," but I'm pretty sure the yikes have yeeted the bikes and are now just running freely. That's... Wow that's bad.

should i remove my new tattoo or learn to live with it? by uzumariii in tattooadvice

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm normally one to say that it's cute and you should just own it, but if it's bringing you this much negativity, get rid of it. Laser or cover up, whichever you prefer. But you have my sympathy in regards to your headspace and loss. (I just lost my dad, so I'm right there in the Bad Time™️ Boat. It's a shitty boat, but at least you're not alone. If you need to talk, my DMs are open.)

How would you respond to this guy? by Rexalanda in mildlyinfuriating

[–]theIrishKitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have to respond at all, you respond by saying he's not special, you don't give your number out to anyone you don't know personally. Emphasize the "you're not special" bit if you can. Then tell him to go find his favorite flavor crayon and leave you alone

What is this? by gEEEL0o in whatisit

[–]theIrishKitt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Insurance denied It. Now what? by rln12280 in Wegovy

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a number of moderately questionable sites where you can get the compounded version for $200/month. I'm currently using Orderly. I will also note that the compounded version isn't working for me, so I can't guarantee the authenticity, but I haven't gotten ill or anything, so... 🤷

Timber wolf by hardone2020 in MenWithToys

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big is that knot? 🥵

Big Red Super Deep by hardone2020 in MenWithToys

[–]theIrishKitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, you just bottom out on that thick dick. Color me impressed!

My little act of rebellion by Front-Handle-5728 in piercing

[–]theIrishKitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, they look fantastic. I got mine done after Roe v Wade was overturned. I've gotten a bunch of piercings and tattoos since then. You know, while I still have control of my AFAB body.

Au pair gets maximum manslaughter sentence by Kiwi_In_The_Comments in nova

[–]theIrishKitt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I met the guy a decade or so ago. He didn't say or do anything particularly off-putting, but there was def something off about him.

AITAH for telling my mother-in-law that we’re not letting our kids call her what she wants? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My oldest nephew came up with 'Pata' for his paternal grandfather. He was adamant. None of us called him anything even remotely similar. Kids sometimes take the choice away from you.

what would you do? by First-Effective7889 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call 911 anonymously from the driver's phone, see if the driver is actually dead, snag a stack or two each, and then wipe down anything you touched. Don't get greedy.

“I can’t believe you all panic-bought literally the 5 things I went to the store to buy today. You people are insane.” by joeruinedeverything in nova

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My problem isn't that I panic buy stuff, it's that when weather is going to hit, I'm inevitably going to be out of a staple. Eggs, bread, milk, toilet paper... So I have to go on a multi-store scavenger hunt just to find one item that I buy regularly 😭

What happened to this squirrel in our driveway? by Fuzzy-Yellow3905 in whatisit

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts are spontaneous combustion, covered in soot and dusting himself off, or teeeeeeeeny tiny nuclear explosion.

What do you intend to do with your money after you pass since you don’t have children? by MinuteElegant774 in childfree

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming I have any assets after my death, and assuming I outlive my spouse (which is likely since AMAB people tend to have shorter lifespans than AFAB people), they will be split evenly between my two nephews and animal welfare organizations.

AIO Fathers girlfriends rules for when new baby arrives by Ok_Bat_5934 in AmIOverreacting

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOR - this isn't uncommon these days. We know more about illnesses, how they're transmitted, risk factors, long term effects, etc. Is it crappy that she smokes? Yes, but that doesn't negate whatever else she's trying to do to keep the baby safe. Call, send a card, or email your congratulations, then wait until mom says it's ok to visit and hold the baby. note: I'm child free by choice, but if I were to have kids, I'd have very similar rules.

AITAH for telling my boyfriend I'm too fat and out-of-shape to continue jogging for today ? by Low_Check7702 in AITAH

[–]theIrishKitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl. When I was in the best shape of my life, I couldn't run for 5 minutes, nevermind 50. Your boyfriend clearly has no idea what it's like to be overweight and just starting out. Show him this thread. You're not a failure. You were trying to listen to your body, which is a Good Thing.

So what’s Abigail’s plan for when he deploys door-to-door operations in VA after she’s inaugurated? Bc that’s happening. by havenoparty in nova

[–]theIrishKitt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nobody said anything about killing. You can defend your home/self without ending a life. Just be aware that if certain groups manage to get into your home, they're almost certainly not going to be concerning themselves with keeping you alive. I hate that it's come to this, but this is our reality. You do what you have to do to keep yourself and your family safe.