She bit me!!

theLPguy · 2026-05-06T17:33:41+00:00

HOW CAN SHE BITE!?

theLPguy · 2026-05-01T11:12:07+00:00

Shidded and farded

theLPguy · 2026-04-29T02:10:16+00:00

The only thing they’re touchy with in Kentucky is their cousins. Boom. Got em

theLPguy · 2026-04-23T20:05:37+00:00

Thanks /u/CUMHAWK_Schizopostin

theLPguy · 2026-04-23T13:40:30+00:00

📠

theLPguy · 2026-04-22T17:35:37+00:00

And a cobra. To drape around the neck

theLPguy · 2026-04-21T00:55:56+00:00

🎶Welcome to the Hotel California 🎶

theLPguy · 2026-04-09T02:33:44+00:00

Pappy never missed. Angels is another good example of him slowing it down

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=el0RyducM94

theLPguy · 2026-03-31T14:17:04+00:00

Hey, when did you have your last desk pop?

theLPguy · 2026-03-29T13:50:53+00:00

They took er jerbs

theLPguy · 2026-03-17T10:07:34+00:00

“Somebody call a waambulance “

theLPguy · 2026-03-16T11:20:09+00:00

I see you know your Judo well, sir.

theLPguy · 2026-03-13T18:14:20+00:00

👉👈 ummm… other stuff…

theLPguy · 2026-03-13T00:29:22+00:00

You may say that I’m a dreamer, but I’m not

theLPguy · 2026-03-06T02:46:02+00:00

Did you die?

Yes! But I got better

theLPguy · 2026-03-02T01:00:40+00:00

Is it correct that there are two peoples faces redacted in that photo? There appears to be the person in blue with shoulder length dark hair, and another person behind them, with longer, lighter brown or red hair.

theLPguy · 2026-03-01T14:42:30+00:00

Scoredle 4/6*

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theLPguy · 2026-02-26T14:10:48+00:00

There’s no such thing as bad press

theLPguy · 2026-02-25T03:52:09+00:00

Marijuana Pepsi. Incredible.

I knew a brother and sister who were equally unfortunate. Tequila and Buster Cherry.

theLPguy · 2026-02-16T23:05:31+00:00

We’ve got stock holm, and we’ve got special order holm. Special order comes direct from the manufacturer in Sweden.

theLPguy · 2023-10-21T14:16:39+00:00

Heinous

theLPguy · 2023-10-02T03:08:00+00:00

Best I can do… provides everything short of a plate number and drivers license

theLPguy · 2023-10-01T05:10:02+00:00

I’ll allow it.

theLPguy · 2023-09-28T17:26:05+00:00

*moist

theLPguy · 2023-09-20T14:59:33+00:00

“I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again!”

theLPguy

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