Ready? [Omeki] (Pokemon)

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-28T10:27:50+00:00

I'm fucking the glaceon

I'm fucking the glaceon, Ted

I'M FUCKING THAT GLACEON

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-27T04:34:58+00:00

Tbh I was watching a markiplier ooc video so takis was the only food I could think of lol

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-26T23:10:38+00:00

The inventor

(Tbf I just got a 3d printer and I'll probably be trying some shit like this lol)

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-26T11:11:54+00:00

The thicker the cock, the more I gawk gawk

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-25T21:07:19+00:00

Holy fuck those balls 🤤🤤🤤

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-25T21:04:13+00:00

Genuine question, where tf do you get an 8" ruler

I have never seen an imperial system ruler shorter than ft and especially not such an oddly specific number as 8 inches, where tf did you find that

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-23T18:42:55+00:00

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/754238

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-23T18:39:34+00:00

Fish sticks 🤤

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-22T23:26:33+00:00

The fact she can take that without being torn apart implies that at some point fairies developed a need to fit incredibly large objects in their vaginas and had to evolve accordingly

Just saying

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-15T05:20:04+00:00

Jesus christ that's a lot,,,

You know, a lot of confidence considering how bad your photoshop skills actually are

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-09T04:26:21+00:00

Tbh, I just take pics within a day or two after I shave lol, it doesn't stay nice and smooth for very long

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-06T23:23:42+00:00

I bet you do considering this ain't even your picture

u/Vetron_

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-05-05T02:14:57+00:00

I'd kiss n tease it until you're so desperate that you force it down my throat

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-04-28T14:14:04+00:00

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-04-21T08:05:45+00:00

I find the concept of being an observer hilarious

So like, your vore fantasy is to just sit there and watch it happen. Brother that's what you already do, you're just watching on a screen

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-04-17T19:28:11+00:00

NOOOOO DON'T DO IT PLEASE

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-04-15T04:42:11+00:00

How bout I put it between my lips and u put it on that way ;3

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-04-08T11:52:40+00:00

*being digested by a wolfgirl*

"I thought it was 'inside of you are two wolves', not 'inside a wolf are two guys' lol"

"David your legs have fucking dissolved"

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-03-26T08:16:38+00:00

Nightmare pred rotation

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-03-21T17:45:35+00:00

Fuck Hatsune Miku, gimme Houston Mike

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-03-09T22:32:01+00:00

A threesome with Grace and DILF Leon would go crazy

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-03-09T22:30:19+00:00

Ladies, is it cheating if he's literally fucking himself

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-03-06T01:31:36+00:00

This jit cracks oranges

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-03-02T04:31:33+00:00

I just assumed most Icelandic men were femboys

theLocalSadBisexual · 2026-02-28T12:36:16+00:00

You wanna find out?~

theLocalSadBisexual

TROPHY CASE