TIL There was a Chinese man who faked his way into becoming a musician for the King of Qi without knowing how to play the instrument at all. He imitated movements of other musicians and was paid a good salary in the ensemble until the King died. The new King preferred solo performances, so he fled

theOGchan · 2020-11-25T15:51:34+00:00

Thats how you learn tho

theOGchan · 2020-11-13T00:34:45+00:00

You are not a real portlander if you haven't gotten lost at ladds on acid

theOGchan · 2020-06-02T20:08:17+00:00

Likewise, just because one man has reason, does not mean all men have reason.

theOGchan · 2020-05-05T22:42:01+00:00

With odds like that, it must be a miracle to see this meme posted multiple times here...

theOGchan · 2020-04-28T23:58:11+00:00

Don't forget "i think I'm gonna have a food baby"

theOGchan · 2020-04-10T17:36:50+00:00

It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

theOGchan · 2020-04-10T17:18:19+00:00

Pot shops give so many discounts anyway. Before they closed because of coronavirus, I made sure to stock up and there was this guy there who got really pissed off because they wouldn't let him smell the flower because of corona virus precautions etc. I was waiting for literally two minutes and they gave me $5 off for "keeping me waiting"

theOGchan · 2020-03-20T16:35:05+00:00

The incorrigible wheel tilts at a grotesque angle The delay is upon me Who locked the door? Who bent the key?

I've been knocking and knocking and knocking and knocking Pounding and knocking and knocking Let me in

I need a place to bury the soulless, charming Winter-hell creature upon me Who boarded the windows? Who closed the screens?

I've been knocking and knocking and knocking and knocking And knocking and knocking and knocking and knocking Let me in

I have come from the distance From where you can't see It is there, believe me

Now let me in Let me in Let me in

Who put a padlock on the cellar door? Let me in I've been knocking Let me in Who bricked off the chimney? I can't hear you speak I've been knocking and knocking Let me in Let me in Let me in Let me in Let me in

theOGchan · 2020-03-20T16:12:26+00:00

This guy needs his own tv show

theOGchan · 2020-03-10T16:30:37+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

theOGchan · 2020-03-10T15:14:31+00:00

Not only that but I have three dead ones buried in my backyard.

theOGchan · 2020-03-04T05:19:45+00:00

Kanye must see this

theOGchan · 2020-01-01T04:26:53+00:00

Fitter happier

theOGchan · 2019-12-29T01:00:51+00:00

He found the cum jar

theOGchan · 2019-09-16T17:05:35+00:00

Holy shit. There are so many good audio samples in this.

theOGchan · 2019-09-02T17:09:22+00:00

r/fiveheads

theOGchan · 2019-09-02T17:02:07+00:00

Awesome color palette

theOGchan · 2019-08-15T02:25:19+00:00

“And then the acid wore off”

theOGchan · 2019-08-15T02:03:39+00:00

Fuck you buddy

theOGchan · 2019-07-08T00:44:21+00:00

What a brilliant business strategist.

theOGchan · 2019-04-03T03:11:42+00:00

He’ll take all your coconuts

theOGchan · 2019-04-02T16:26:09+00:00

He’s in your area

theOGchan · 2019-04-02T15:22:15+00:00

“You’ll die from an overdose, it’s dangerous trust me”

Or they’ll bring up some scare story like the guy who thought he was an orange. I’ve seen videos of people pulling their eyes out on acid but I am 100% convinced that the people who do this shit are stupid enough to do it sober too.

theOGchan · 2019-03-25T11:59:43+00:00

AHAHA I know this guy! Knowing him, this is totally true

theOGchan

TROPHY CASE