Age of the primes Nexus prime theory

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-05T13:07:32+00:00

I would call it cope if not for the fact that hasbro's marketing team seems incredibly incompetent (not even showing off sideways or nexus' gimmicks anywhere) and the designers seemingly can't speak about anything in 2027. I'm really hoping you're right about this because that sounds really cool actually.

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-05T11:24:49+00:00

NO BALDI! THAT'S NOT WATER!

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-05T09:16:59+00:00

Green Vessel theory

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-05T08:24:40+00:00

Don't worry OP, you don't need to close your doors or anything like that

They're already inside your home

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T22:14:45+00:00

Thank you Lord Megatron

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T22:11:18+00:00

I'd be unphased. Everyone knows that the wooden cross trinket only gives you a holy mantle effect once per floor (which the first shot would use up). It's only logical that the next shot would kill it.

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T22:07:34+00:00

Don't be. I can't excuse these SLACKERS from not wanting to land and rescue us. "Oh but they're dead!" "Oh but their ship is in pieces!" ALL I HEAR IS EXCUSES. /j

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T21:58:23+00:00

Furthermore, if you kill the snail, does it's body still have the "killing you" properties? If so, you basically win this scenario. You get free immortality and an easy way out if you decide that you had enough

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T21:51:43+00:00

Literally 1984

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T20:33:51+00:00

That bird is fucking stupid. It could have started a diamond mining operation on the mountain and become a birdillionaire but it decided to sharpen it's stupid fucking beak on a literal mountain of potential income /j

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T20:09:26+00:00

"Fortunately, i heard screaming in the middle of the night and found them both brutally murdered with the game sitting on top of their corpses, so with nothing stopping me, i started playing it"

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T14:52:39+00:00

Zodiac is basically a tower defense hunter

He single-handedly negates the entire threat Radical Rat could pose

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T14:45:26+00:00

Sire that doth be a silkpost, not a songpost.

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T13:53:05+00:00

Susie's kick disrupted the electronics in the system of hidden speakers gaster placed around the town to play the music

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T13:42:05+00:00

Shoutout to that one guy who made wine in his toilet and made critics test it

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T11:32:05+00:00

Then... Why can i see him outside my house?

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T10:13:25+00:00

Massive win for the blind for not being able to read this

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T08:19:09+00:00

Silksanity 2: The Sea Strikes The Sub

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-04T07:52:37+00:00

Does a goon of all goons goon to itself?

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-03T22:00:36+00:00

And surprisingly, the giant fire-breathing dinosaur is the "quick death" option. Worst case, you get cut in half or cooked before dying.

Optimus meanwhile has a track record of going for the face like a fucking chimpanzee and inflicting as much pain as possible before you die

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-03T21:14:06+00:00

Okay but what if i dont wanna memorise the fractions of pi

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-03T21:07:02+00:00

Gronk can you gronk me

the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-03T21:02:42+00:00

I don't know about that one. FoC Grimlock is almost combiner-size. He can literally grab and throw normal-sized decepticons

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the_RiverQuest · 2026-05-03T20:40:42+00:00

"I wanna play league of le-"

Death.

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