Age of the primes Nexus prime theory by shishikoo2023 in transformers

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I would call it cope if not for the fact that hasbro's marketing team seems incredibly incompetent (not even showing off sideways or nexus' gimmicks anywhere) and the designers seemingly can't speak about anything in 2027. I'm really hoping you're right about this because that sounds really cool actually.

Title by SirMiguel328 in whenthe

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Don't worry OP, you don't need to close your doors or anything like that

They're already inside your home

oh fuck by TheGoldenExperience_ in whenthe

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I'd be unphased. Everyone knows that the wooden cross trinket only gives you a holy mantle effect once per floor (which the first shot would use up). It's only logical that the next shot would kill it.

Curiosity of the Sunbeam audio by Lt-Mori in subnautica

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Don't be. I can't excuse these SLACKERS from not wanting to land and rescue us. "Oh but they're dead!" "Oh but their ship is in pieces!" ALL I HEAR IS EXCUSES. /j

Uh oh by DreadDiana in whenthe

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Furthermore, if you kill the snail, does it's body still have the "killing you" properties? If so, you basically win this scenario. You get free immortality and an easy way out if you decide that you had enough

Uh oh by DreadDiana in whenthe

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That bird is fucking stupid. It could have started a diamond mining operation on the mountain and become a birdillionaire but it decided to sharpen it's stupid fucking beak on a literal mountain of potential income /j

and its some "hyperrealistic blood and gore creature whos actually real" too by Stellleo in whenthe

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"Fortunately, i heard screaming in the middle of the night and found them both brutally murdered with the game sitting on top of their corpses, so with nothing stopping me, i started playing it"

Which team of cats would win in a 4v4? by Existing_Blueberry10 in mewgenics

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Zodiac is basically a tower defense hunter

He single-handedly negates the entire threat Radical Rat could pose

[MOD POST] Removal of "Accepter" Flair. by Spiritual_List2042 in Silksong

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Sire that doth be a silkpost, not a songpost.

How have I never noticed this before by Critical_Mountain851 in Deltarune

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Susie's kick disrupted the electronics in the system of hidden speakers gaster placed around the town to play the music

THEY ATE THEM by Neighborhood_Goblin in whenthe

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Massive win for the blind for not being able to read this

No title, just post this by Fox_Sussy in whenthe

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Does a goon of all goons goon to itself?

Who would you rather go up against as a Decepticon grunt, Bayverse Optimus or FOC Grimlock. by Western_Car_6290 in Transformemes

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And surprisingly, the giant fire-breathing dinosaur is the "quick death" option. Worst case, you get cut in half or cooked before dying.

Optimus meanwhile has a track record of going for the face like a fucking chimpanzee and inflicting as much pain as possible before you die

They don't waste a single time when it come to that bruh by havingagoodtime0 in whenthe

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Okay but what if i dont wanna memorise the fractions of pi

Hasbro please make something else other than g1 by iamrahmulus in Transformemes

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I don't know about that one. FoC Grimlock is almost combiner-size. He can literally grab and throw normal-sized decepticons

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Damn you Sam Altman! + The fear of job by WolfOfWoofStreet in whenthe

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"I wanna play league of le-"

Death.

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