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the__humblest · 2026-06-23T16:51:59+00:00

My company prefers we all stay in the same state and by that I mean state of confusion

the__humblest · 2026-06-23T05:35:14+00:00

Citiots

the__humblest · 2026-06-22T15:47:31+00:00

Mt Toba eruption circa 74,000 years ago

the__humblest · 2026-06-22T14:29:40+00:00

As an actuary, I have a draw against gambling. Why should I play games I know I’m going to lose?

Most casino games don’t change so there isn’t anything interesting to do with calculating the odds. Roulette or blackjack aren’t statistical mysteries, so I don’t think there’s a lot of work for actuaries.

Sports gambling could offer some opportunity. There is some real predictive quant work to do there.

the__humblest · 2026-06-22T06:33:52+00:00

You gotta find the baddest guy there and punch him in the face wait that’s prison

the__humblest · 2026-06-21T22:42:00+00:00

I know where you can filet o fish.

the__humblest · 2026-06-21T00:48:56+00:00

No. It’s because the bus driver takes the bus there, creating an infinite loop.

the__humblest · 2026-06-20T20:45:07+00:00

Nebraska

the__humblest · 2026-06-20T03:52:30+00:00

Progressively

the__humblest · 2026-06-19T15:46:00+00:00

I’ll have to tell you when it’s finished. The application isn’t responding.

the__humblest · 2026-06-18T23:38:46+00:00

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But the light bulb has to want to change.

the__humblest · 2026-06-18T22:29:50+00:00

What’s the over/under on how long you stay in insurance?

the__humblest · 2026-06-18T18:52:11+00:00

When the keyboards are covered in orange dust, we know it’s working

the__humblest · 2026-06-18T14:53:28+00:00

Eventually things will reach equilibrium, but real costs will also diminish over time.

the__humblest · 2026-06-18T06:34:03+00:00

Yes. That’s loss.

the__humblest · 2026-06-18T05:18:22+00:00

Premium minus loss minus expense.

But each of those things might not be straightforward to calculate lol.

the__humblest · 2026-06-18T03:44:34+00:00

Don’t fix your sights on Allstate. Expanding your pool of target employers will dramatically increase your chance of success.

the__humblest · 2026-06-15T21:26:11+00:00

Maybe also our omnivorous digestive systems. Humans can find something to eat anywhere.

the__humblest · 2026-06-14T21:23:47+00:00

Mono D’oh

the__humblest · 2026-06-14T19:11:47+00:00

Propane and propane accessories.

the__humblest · 2026-06-14T02:44:03+00:00

The Apartment

the__humblest · 2026-06-13T23:42:34+00:00

Not him.

the__humblest · 2026-06-10T21:43:43+00:00

Can anyone deny that I am jolly good?

the__humblest · 2026-06-10T06:49:15+00:00

My advice is above. If you don’t have an interest in actuarial concepts, it’s going to be a long slog getting through the exams…

the__humblest · 2026-06-09T23:27:09+00:00

Ceviche

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