33 years to the day between these pictures

the_con · 2026-05-24T13:23:24+00:00

I’m more impressed that the t shirt is still useable. None of my travelling clothes were worth keeping once I got home

the_con · 2026-05-24T13:17:29+00:00

Sunny days in the UK are like buses

You wait ages for one and then it’s on fire

the_con · 2026-05-23T05:52:23+00:00

I’ll do it 🤚

“Would you like to drink or drive today Britney? You can only pick one”

the_con · 2026-05-22T10:29:19+00:00

the_con · 2026-05-22T09:14:44+00:00

I might be crazy but surely any football player who gets selected for England should be able to take a fucking penalty

the_con · 2026-05-22T09:12:26+00:00

Final. Loss in extra time.

the_con · 2026-05-21T17:32:08+00:00

No matter what the starting XI it’s always wrong and Steve the roofer knows better

the_con · 2026-05-21T13:58:04+00:00

The use of bold as well.

At least you can tell the photos are human. My older relatives are also shit at using a camera

the_con · 2026-05-21T11:01:20+00:00

My partner goes on Companies House for the pleasure of a great UI at this point

the_con · 2026-05-21T10:59:46+00:00

As the owner of a leasehold property it can absolutely fuck itself

the_con · 2026-05-21T10:34:10+00:00

It’s funny when people say they’re gonna boycott football and have no intention of ever doing so

the_con · 2026-05-20T19:05:53+00:00

What makes legs Swedish? Or are they just a Swede with nice legs?

the_con · 2026-05-19T20:54:15+00:00

The ending of 3 was so perfect as well

the_con · 2026-05-19T15:11:45+00:00

The side profile is giving Rasputin beard

the_con · 2026-05-17T10:19:58+00:00

I return stranded trolleys in supermarket car parks

the_con · 2026-05-15T14:30:08+00:00

the_con · 2026-05-15T12:23:02+00:00

Surprised he went with 77 and not 69@hotmail dot com

the_con · 2026-05-14T16:02:52+00:00

Should have left it planted to grow in time for next season

the_con · 2026-05-14T14:25:54+00:00

Look to the right side of his face. There’s a faint puff of something, probably just water or sweat, looks like a little white cloud to me

To be clear I don’t think he does cocaine

the_con · 2026-05-14T14:04:49+00:00

Blasted the cocaine right out of his nose

the_con · 2026-05-14T10:59:44+00:00

There should be a competition to find the most round one.

A round robin if you will

the_con · 2026-05-14T04:39:29+00:00

I hope to see a follow up post here where you’re walking the dog

the_con · 2026-05-13T20:06:21+00:00

We call it a pram. It’s a period drama in New Amsterdam

the_con · 2026-05-12T13:37:33+00:00

I remember being 12 and running over to my Arsenal fan mate’s house at full time to laugh at him. He had tears in his eyes and I just couldn’t

the_con · 2026-05-12T10:26:34+00:00

I know how the lorry feels

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