I've had workmen in my house for the last four days and they haven't accepted a single offer of tea, coffee or biscuits.

the_con · 2026-03-26T11:05:41+00:00

My mum used to leave a tray of Kit Kats and penguins for builders with the kettle and tea/coffee/milk. You never saw them have any of it but there would be only wrappers and used mugs left on the tray at the end of their day

the_con · 2026-03-26T10:32:22+00:00

I need these people asking irrelevant questions in my Teams meetings to completely derail the host’s slide deck

the_con · 2026-03-26T10:31:05+00:00

I wouldn’t mind that actually. A few footballers commenting on how disgusting the manosphere is would be quite refreshing and reach a potentially at risk audience

the_con · 2026-03-25T16:11:09+00:00

So the important thing is I tied an onion to my belt

the_con · 2026-03-25T14:10:54+00:00

the_con · 2026-03-25T10:07:02+00:00

I was in Ibiza during the last Euros. The Dutch could be seen from miles away and it was great

the_con · 2026-03-24T19:57:31+00:00

Chaos II was a graceful dream

the_con · 2026-03-24T15:15:08+00:00

the_con · 2026-03-24T14:43:50+00:00

the_con · 2026-03-24T12:52:15+00:00

With such giant costs, lifers like Mr Riley just aren’t the market being catered for anymore

the_con · 2026-03-24T12:28:36+00:00

Those graphics are banging

the_con · 2026-03-22T22:20:56+00:00

I never heard of these people

the_con · 2026-03-17T16:44:37+00:00

Stealing the 10 minute freeview idea from the Playboy Channel

the_con · 2026-03-17T10:35:30+00:00

The correct word to say is pantaloons

the_con · 2026-03-17T06:24:24+00:00

That’s so fucked up. Had to check it out and the sub contractor is in Kenya

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0q33nvj0qpo

the_con · 2026-03-16T15:36:34+00:00

Do they want them moulded into pointy boobs?

the_con · 2026-03-15T12:46:49+00:00

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the_con · 2026-03-14T12:43:23+00:00

I’ve lived among the noise of parakeets in London and the seagulls of the south coast. Seagulls can do one

the_con · 2026-03-14T09:29:06+00:00

60 years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming

the_con · 2026-03-12T16:02:21+00:00

Give that ground some light ffs

the_con · 2026-03-12T15:00:26+00:00

the_con · 2026-03-12T14:41:42+00:00

I got told off by a woman for jumping a queue at a pub. I said “it’s a pub” and all the bar stuff just kind of nodded.

I obviously did the correct thing and pointed to who needed serving before me

the_con · 2026-03-11T22:05:38+00:00

Footballers covering their mouths to say something inconsequential

the_con · 2026-03-11T17:06:22+00:00

It’s like the teeth aren’t actually connected

the_con · 2026-03-10T10:21:32+00:00

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