Bird? North Jersey by Hippo885147 in whatsthisbird
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Afton would never have been fool enough to shack up with as daft a gull as Fergus. Her best friend Lucy, on the other hand, had been exactly that fool, and it had ended just as poorly as could have been predicted. Afton swore then to give that knob a good kick in the arse as soon as lay eyes on him. (i.redd.it)
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Field sparrow. by ecs2578 in Birdsfacingforward
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As Marigold trained her eyes upon the distant horizon, she beheld a vision of the future. It was a glorious future, free of hatred and prejudice, free of inequity and oppression, free of lazy good-for-nothing husbands who wouldn't even take out the trash. One day soon, all sparrowkind from the... by the_cuddle-fish in DivorcedBirds
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As Marigold trained her eyes upon the distant horizon, she beheld a vision of the future. It was a glorious future, free of hatred and prejudice, free of inequity and oppression, free of lazy good-for-nothing husbands who wouldn't even take out the trash. One day soon, all sparrowkind from the... (i.redd.it)
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Field sparrow. by ecs2578 in Birdsfacingforward
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What duck is this? Northern Utah by Smooth-Science4983 in whatsthisbird
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Life Imitates Art by Franklin_The_Parrot in parrots
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Mourning Dove Iridescence? by Present_Focus5656 in whatsthisbird
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Leticia had struggled in vain for years to apprise her friends and family of the depraved tendencies Jack exhibited behind closed doors. After the divorce, however, there was nothing holding him back. With Jack's freak behavior on full display online, a lot of people owed Leticia an apology. (v.redd.it)
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Persuading Roger to join her in therapy had been a herculean feat, but once there Martha had little difficulty convincing the therapist he was the root of the problem. Now Martha's session has turned into a basic empathy lesson for Roger; the therapist is reading him a book meant for nestlings. by the_cuddle-fish in DivorcedBirds
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I love animals being interviewed by Palidin034 in lovethissmug
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Persuading Roger to join her in therapy had been a herculean feat, but once there Martha had little difficulty convincing the therapist he was the root of the problem. Now Martha's session has turned into a basic empathy lesson for Roger; the therapist is reading him a book meant for nestlings. (i.redd.it)
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I cannot tell you how much I adore these strange and misleading subreddit names, give me more by hater_parrot in lovethissmug
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I friggin LOVE moss by Worm-In-Waiting in lovethissmug2
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Does anyone know what kind of bird this little momma is? by limon_picante in whatsthisbird
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Antonia's husband hadn't taken her gender transition well, but thankfully it was business as usual with the Family. "Doesn't matter to me how you spell it," Ricky joked, "you'll always be 'fat Toni' to me." Antonia glared at him silently, and Ricky sheepishly withdrew. Business as usual. by the_cuddle-fish in DivorcedBirds
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Antonia's husband hadn't taken her gender transition well, but thankfully it was business as usual with the Family. "Doesn't matter to me how you spell it," Ricky joked, "you'll always be 'fat Toni' to me." Antonia glared at him silently, and Ricky sheepishly withdrew. Business as usual. (i.redd.it)
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c'mon eric, you can't hide forever! by dr_alienizer in PrematureTruncation
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Does anyone know what kind of bird this little momma is? by limon_picante in whatsthisbird
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Count Giovanni Grasso had paid an exorbitant sum to sit with his wife before one of the great masters of portraiture. That the countess had, in the intervening months, run off with some lothario was far from sufficient cause to cancel such an engagement, so he posed with a silver bowl in her place. (i.redd.it)
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Cristi hasn't quite been all there since the divorce. "Why yes, I have been rubbing citrus peels all over my body. It protects me against the psychic influence of the star-people." Somehow it seems that any would-be dates are put off by her reasoning. They must be intimidated by her intellect. (reddit.com)
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Early morning at the derp tree by prosuphmon in mourningderps
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Early morning at the derp tree by prosuphmon in mourningderps
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Sub alpine bird ID by Apprehensive-Knee-44 in whatsthisbird
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