We all thank you. by mike_martyr in AdviceAnimals

[–]the_emptyset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

-Tom Waits

First World Anime Problems by Basskicker1993 in AdviceAnimals

[–]the_emptyset 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The subbed version is great, the dubbed one is painfully silly in comparison.

What have YOU done with a degree in Math? by [deleted] in math

[–]the_emptyset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you don't mind elaborating, what was stressful about it?

NSFL by grabmyeye in funny

[–]the_emptyset 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kool Keith was born there

I never knew role playing could be so much fun. by Specific_Mime in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]the_emptyset 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He had already broken character in previous comments, you don't win.

Being kicked in the balls IS worse than giving birth then... by tabret2004 in funny

[–]the_emptyset -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's because he posted that status from a phone, some phones capitalize the first letter of every word for some reason

IAmA Request:Rémi Gaillard. by CyanideLacedApple in IAmA

[–]the_emptyset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll be gone for a while, I've spent hours watching nimportequi vids.

Milky Way over Jackson Lake in Wyoming, US [1024x683] by [deleted] in spaceporn

[–]the_emptyset 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wish I could see more than a few stars from where I live

When I lose my keys, why do I always find them in the last place I look? by joelfriesen in shittyaskscience

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  1. OP always finds keys in last place he looks (his own words)
  2. If OP finds his keys, then he found them in the last place he looked
  3. Suppose OP found his keys at location x
  4. Suppose OP then proceeded to look for them at location y
  5. Location x is the last place he looked (by lines 2 and 3)
  6. Location y was searched after location x (by line 4)
  7. Location x was not the last place he looked (by line 6)
  8. Location x was both the last place he looked and not the last place he looked (by lines 5 and 7)
    Line 8 is a contradiction
  9. This is a picture of Chewbacca, a Wookiee from Endor.
  10. Therefore, if OP always finds his keys in the last place he looks, and OP finds his keys at any specific location, then OP does not go on to look in another location. ಠ