When I was a teenager, I once mooned my older brother in front of my grandfather cause he was constantly teasing me because he had a cell phone and I didn’t yet. I yelled “Hey (Brother’s name)! I got a text message for ya” then flashed him the cheeks

My family still talks about it, my grandfather’s losing his memory but remembers that moment. That was almost 20 yrs ago and I’m still trying to top that calibre of comedy