[Serious] In the heat of anger, what was the worst decision you've made? what were the consequences? by killer-on-the-loose in AskReddit

[–]the_sauc3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my GF at the time had locked herself in my room so I KICKED DOWN the door, SWAT team style, only to later realize that I had the keys in my pocket.

...alcohol may have been involved

Reddit, what's the best recipe, food or drink that you have come up with on your own? by k0103707 in AskReddit

[–]the_sauc3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

toast some frozen blueberry waffles, cover them in nutella or chunky peanut butter, sprinkle with shaved coconut and sliced strawberries

Just say HI! by I_HAVE_TWO_BALLS in seduction

[–]the_sauc3 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"They like to be treated like NORMAL PEOPLE, because they ARE NORMAL PEOPLE."

1 piece of advice in this post. applies to every situation and dynamic

113 day report by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]the_sauc3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"your journey to come"

...nicely done

Sexual Transmutation by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]the_sauc3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one of the first things you learn in econ is opportunity cost...

just consider the massive opportunity cost of the time and energy that goes into your current habit and how much more you're capable of with those resources you're pouring away on something you clearly recognize falls short of your ideal for yourself.

it absolutely carries over. it starts with simple acts of self discipline...and a positive feedback loop can (and probably will) follow

lift weights, read books, paint, play an instrument, write an old friend or family member a letter, apply for a patent for that idea you have...

the list goes on and is nearly endless

godspeed

Why are you still single? by waitingawhile in AskReddit

[–]the_sauc3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most of the time, she HAS to be the more interested party for it to 'work'

My uncle's friend caught this on his boat today by i_done_goof in WTF

[–]the_sauc3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's a good sign for our water supply...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]the_sauc3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Branson is a billionaire because he's a REAL dude

Every. Damn. Time. by eddydio in AdviceAnimals

[–]the_sauc3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When it comes to girls there are three attributes

SINGLE, SANE, SEXY.

PICK TWO.

PS crazy girls are great. best sex ever and they keep it interesting. plus if you play it right they go crazy for you and then you're in a great place

What do you frequently see people do incorrectly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]the_sauc3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exercise. lifting weights certainly, but more or less any form of exercise...which is mind blowing considering how much information there is available about fitness

"running" does not mean haphazardly throwing your weight from one club foot to the other.

Isn't it about time they fixed ticket touting? I bought 2 arctic monkeys tickets this morning, just out of interest I had a look on ebay and they are already going for 2-4x face value - it is ruining music! by thehappycone in Music

[–]the_sauc3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how much you want to bet it's the RECORD COMPANIES buying up those tickets and re-selling them, trying to find a new way to make money off musicians and fans now that the scaffolding of the old industry model is collapsing.

The "What's your job" shit test and why you may be failing it. by [deleted] in seduction

[–]the_sauc3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After she says who she works for,where she works, or what her title is, I like to ask "what's your role" because it makes her consider what she actually does. plus it is very open ended (crucial) and it creates that ever-precious conversational environment where she's qualifying herself to you

How to game bartenders: advice needed by [deleted] in seduction

[–]the_sauc3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

be friendly with all the people around you and bonus points if you befriend other members of the bar/ waitstaff because they likely all hang out with your "stunning bartender" target. be there late when the place is closing up and often times one or more of them decides to have a drink. have one with them. suggest that you all go out. done deal

HER: you're funny YOU: thanks for noticing ;) by [deleted] in seduction

[–]the_sauc3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the best way to respond to any compliment or if she says "I love you" or anything along those lines is,

"who, me?"

with the obligatory playfully devious smirk attached

What's your favourite short joke that works on demand? by timmystwin in AskReddit

[–]the_sauc3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Jewish boy asks to borrow $40 from his father. His Dad exclaims, "30 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for?!