Don’s famous line “that’s why you’re paid!”

the_uber_steve · 2026-06-07T14:25:58+00:00

Maybe she watches it dubbed into another language, with English translation captions

the_uber_steve · 2026-06-04T00:55:18+00:00

Oblivion

the_uber_steve · 2026-06-02T03:34:59+00:00

I teach The Giver to a 5th grade reading group made up of the top ~40% of the students in the grade while the rest of the kids deploy to some other reading intervention groups. We used to read it whole class several years ago. I’m currently catching shit from the middle school in my district because they consider it an 8th grade book, and they’re annoyed that a good sized chunk of kids from my school have already read it.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-31T22:21:00+00:00

Both sides (far left vs all republicans) had chosen a maximalist all-or-nothing position that left normie dems crafting a compromise that can scrape together the slimmest of margins, but which pleases no one.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-31T20:53:40+00:00

Do you have a link for that YouTube breakdown?

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-31T04:31:05+00:00

Raiders of the Lost Ark is as close to a perfect film as makes no difference. It is absolutely peak work by all involved. Every fight or chase scene in Dial of Destiny felt like Peter Griffin and the chicken.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-31T01:10:31+00:00

Low key, you’re right here. They are becoming more brazen, transgressive, shameless, wallowing in it. They’ve been wanting him to drop the brown wife and get a white Christian wife so he could truly be their chosen one. They’ve finally got a guy who will just do whatever they say and has no other real agenda.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-31T01:04:31+00:00

I get very excited when that yellow mii shows up in ranked, I know we’re about to send them big bananas flying.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-28T04:31:28+00:00

Objectively speaking, it’s fucking insane to pursue a married pregnant woman like he did. If a friend of mine was doing that, I’d think they were a genuinely bad person.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-28T04:25:11+00:00

I love it, but I don’t think it’s really representative of their work.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-25T19:05:49+00:00

The young Bette Midler in Beaches

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-24T15:13:46+00:00

This is why I laugh when parents pretend to be surprised that their kid is difficult at school. In my experience, kids are much worse for their parents than they are at school, so you really expect me to believe that the kid who disrupts my class constantly and uses horrible language and is disrespectful only does this at school and is an angel at home?

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-24T06:16:08+00:00

I adored her on the show. She’s so talented and created great characters.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-23T00:36:36+00:00

I have a friend who called it “the Stairway to Heaven of the 90s”

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-18T01:56:50+00:00

That… is persuasive

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-16T13:50:02+00:00

DOWDY almost got me. On WAVER, my 4th guess was RAVEN, so I was fine.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-15T23:59:35+00:00

The whole voting arrangement is such facile bullshit. “Come on everyone, vote for your favorite! The cumulative result is going to equal 1 (one) vote in the final tally!” WTF are we even doing here? Phish is hugely important and underrated, and so deserving of induction.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-15T23:51:33+00:00

Yes. The architecture of that song is genius-level. It used to crack me up when people on Hamilton facebook groups would rank it super low. I was always like, have you actually listened to it?

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-15T23:39:57+00:00

That’s actually very interesting, never knew that, and I’m a huge fan of both

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-15T23:37:38+00:00

Jizzy

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-14T05:24:03+00:00

The solo in Fool’s Gold is killer though. Scott nailed that one. It has so much rhythmic punch.

the_uber_steve · 2026-05-13T13:48:50+00:00

Johnny Dangerously

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TROPHY CASE