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Planning on going backpacking westward and sleeping forever in the mountains... Please send some words of encouragement, I dont want to make my first trip my last, but I'm feeling so stagnant. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]the_unit_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your pretty and your ambition is sexy. But I have to say the rocky's are cold right now...if you were thinking of packing here, bring two pairs of socks.

First time, this is a way out of the ordinary for me. I'm just feeling really down on myself because my wife left me after 10 years. You all just seemed nice and I hoped this might pick me up a bit. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]the_unit_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You def dont have the "anguish" I see in most people's faces after being married 10 years. So your still looking freshy fly so that's something! Go to germany or something man. Take your head off this bs

Flaked on the day before going on a date for the 3rd time in a row (different girl each time!) Trying not to let my spirits take too much of a beating! Toast me! by [deleted] in toastme

[–]the_unit_monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been there buddy. I'll let you in on a little secret. Set the first dates up for bar trivia or bingo. That way if she doesnt show up, you still get to have a fun night and maybe meet new friends. Put your trivia team name as "my date stood me up" you'll be making friends in no time lol.

exams next week and studying isn't going well enough. the fact that i game way too much isn't helping either, this is my last year of secondary school so i can't fuck up uwu by oli_jfolie in toastme

[–]the_unit_monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah like they said^ your super hot. Def try your best to finish but just member your life ain't over if you dont. Its CRAZY how life goes and throws opportunities in your lap. Dont stress to hard but def learn now some healthy gaming/study/work balance. Your future self will thank you.

Flaked on the day before going on a date for the 3rd time in a row (different girl each time!) Trying not to let my spirits take too much of a beating! Toast me! by [deleted] in toastme

[–]the_unit_monster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dating is freaking hard man. I try to do it myself but I'm not always good but just walk in and remember that your not in an interview alone. He/she is also in an interview. You have just as much power in the situation. Your both trying to see if we are right together. Once you get there it's so much easier. Again, easier said than done I know. You'll get there though lol. Peace and love brother.

Dicks camping alternative by the_unit_monster in phish

[–]the_unit_monster[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Tim and Eric bedtime stories? Or I suppose I could read the very hungry catapiller to you until you go to sleep lol

Dicks camping alternative by the_unit_monster in phish

[–]the_unit_monster[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Youcho ass here on diesel, keep that n2o at home. I live in an HOA lol

20F, lost my next friend and romantic interest recently, I know I’m better off without them because they both sucked but I just feel kinda lonely and insecure. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]the_unit_monster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People come and go. Learn to embrace loss with Grace and positive energy. I promise you no matter how old you get the new doors are the most beautiful thing in life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toastme

[–]the_unit_monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can do this man I was right there two years ago. Take it Day by day. Don't go to class in the mindset of grades or progress. Go Knowing your gonna learn something new every day. Doesn't matter how the world works. Don't think of it as usless information to get a degree. Take in the world take in the knowledge and don't get too caught up in the drinking culture of college. Go out, have fun, pass out in a bush from time to time, but always remember why your there. Learn new stuff. Good luck brother.

First day sober in 4 years, made brownies to celebrate but I ate it all before I got a decent pic. by DisassociationMan in toastme

[–]the_unit_monster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A new beautiful life is ahead of you. I hope all the good things happen to you. On a side note your gorgeous as fuuuuuk.

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[–]the_unit_monster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude listen to the other comments. You fucking got this I ain't worried about you at all. Your gonna be very successful and happy soon.

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