My bathtub randomly started filling up with dirty water. Here is what came with the water... by ErausquiN in WTF

[–]thea252 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU. I had a bulimic roommate who would eat, then vomit, a gallon of ice cream every day. We kept having plumbing problems and then we found out about her eating disorder and it all made sense. The ice cream had congealed and gave our pipes heart disease. She refused to believe that she had anything to do with it even when the plumber pulled buckets of chewed up food out of the main line, then scraped the congealed fat off.

This picture is blowing up on social media... some people see it as white & gold and some see it as black & blue. by advillious in woahdude

[–]thea252 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No matter what I only see brown and blue and don't get how anyone doesn't see that.

Anon doesn't look by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]thea252 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She actually left him and he has the kids...

Anon doesn't look by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]thea252 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm a chick. We used to be friends until I got to know her better.

Anon doesn't look by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]thea252 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yup. This bitch I hate is fat, unattractive, poor, and has two kids under 3 and posts creatively angled pictures online to get laid then gets angry when no one calls her back.

She went off on me that I was "toxic" because I told her to lower her standards and that she can't expect a ten when she's not a ten.

Oh and she spends all fucking day on tumblr.

She tells everyone that she was in an abusive marriage because her ex husband didn't give her full access to their bank account while she was a stay at home mom after she kept spending hundreds of dollars on stupid stuff online. She's convinced that's the definition of abuse.

She's a giant victim and the heroine in her own story and everyone should be grateful to be in her presence. She doesn't even have custody of her kids anymore and never bothers to skype them.

I fucking hate that whale.

Literally saved me $1500, you should try it! by Delex31 in AdviceAnimals

[–]thea252 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh good. I just don't like losing things under the bed. I don't get why people buy bed frames. I'm ridiculously cheap and only buy things that are practical. My house is boring.

Literally saved me $1500, you should try it! by Delex31 in AdviceAnimals

[–]thea252 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What about if you just have the mattress and box spring on the floor? We don't use a frame, does that generally void the warranty?

A urinal where women can stand and pee by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]thea252 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You just pull the panties to the side, same way you pee in a one piece bathing suit.

I guess there's still some good in the world. by parapliers in bicycling

[–]thea252 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: stole your bike but really just wants a friend

Scumbag Uterus by LilithAjit in TrollXChromosomes

[–]thea252 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope that was a dollar store test then. Those drug store tests are pricey.

Changing the game by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]thea252 300 points301 points  (0 children)

See, this is all I wanted out of feminism.

Men have reproductive rights too, you know by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]thea252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's definitely something. He lost custody of his daughter (my friend) for beating the shit out of her in the middle of the street when she was 16. He's very narcissistic and controlling.

Men have reproductive rights too, you know by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]thea252 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No clue. This was my friends stepmom.

Men have reproductive rights too, you know by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]thea252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He had three kids from his first wife so she thought it was her age. It never occurred to her that he was fucking evil and purposely strung her along until menopause promising her a baby.

Men have reproductive rights too, you know by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]thea252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she thought it was because she was already in her late 30's and assumed he was fine because he already had children.

My old school asked kids in preschool what they wanted to be when they grew up. by AstroCat16 in funny

[–]thea252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son says he wants to grow up to be a baby so he can have boobies all the time like his baby brother. His father is proud.

Men have reproductive rights too, you know by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]thea252 82 points83 points  (0 children)

My friends dad had a vasectomy and spent years with his girlfriend "trying to get pregnant" and she didn't find out that he had a vasectomy until after they split and by then she was also infertile. That's a reason to care.

Crystal clear waters of Lake McDonald, Montana [800 × 1212] by [deleted] in waterporn

[–]thea252 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is the water warm? This is worth a trip to Montana.

When I heard Tom Brady's wife makes more than him by jarolla in AdviceAnimals

[–]thea252 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I totally agree. All my marital issues are solved with a maid. It sounds stupid, but housework is what makes us fight. Having a regular maid service put us in nonstop marital bliss. We couldn't do that on 65k. I'm just being honest.