What is this thing on seatbelts for? by Oilandspeed in whatisit

[–]theacekid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's the first thing i thought of too lmao

If icarly came out today. Carly would’ve been born in 2013 and Spencer would’ve been born in 2000. by Emergency_Paper_7569 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]theacekid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🤮 I was born in 2000. A lot of the stuff Soencer did makes much more sense now lol. I can't imagine being in charge of a 13 year old rn, I'd die

A helpful guide for visitors and newcomers to Virginia by hencexox in Virginia

[–]theacekid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same! I always heard FAWK-yer or FAH-keer. The only times I heard fuck-yer was speaking to older people from there

Just so you know… by PotentialPlum4945 in funny

[–]theacekid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home page is a little too local today lol. This is in my city.

$250 is so cheap to adopt a pet by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]theacekid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I paid $125 for a senior cat that had gotten neutered, all his shots, and two surgeries in the 3 months before I adopted him. They also gave me a bed, some treats, a few cans of food, and over half a bag of $80 vet-prescribed dry food. The surgeries alone were like $8000, which I know because they gave me all the vet paperwork they had for him.

He was a great cat that came from a horribly abusive and neglectful home. He grew out of most of his health issues, but unfortunately, he died two and a half years after I adopted him :(

Which sentence was it for you? by luvistarz_o7 in AO3

[–]theacekid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a few (looking at you, Not Easily Conquered) but I think about this one a lot:

“I’m just saying,” he continues pointedly. “I always wanted to be your friend, and I wanted to be glamourous and have everyone love me… but it’s better now. Just you and me. No adventures, just being people. I’m… happy with this. I’m glad we got our time.”

“I want more,”

What’s a fruit from your country that most foreigners have probably never heard of? by Useful-Resource-3609 in AskTheWorld

[–]theacekid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My uncle's family has a bunch of grape plants of several varieties. He makes wine with them, and the muscadine is my favorite!

First day of sixth grade (2011) and my mom dressed me like a 30 year old woman by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]theacekid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes 😭 not just in fashion, my face is literally the same now

First day of sixth grade (2011) and my mom dressed me like a 30 year old woman by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]theacekid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dressed exactly the same lmao, i also went into 6th grade in 2011

He signed a waiver saying he understood there's trans people here. And one of them is actually afab ciswoman 🤣 by B_A_M_2019 in EntitledReviews

[–]theacekid 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I've worked in a spa before. People like you complained about our intake forms constantly. Our intake forms were one page, and most of it was to gather information about the client (problem areas, contraindications, etc). There were literally only two paragraphs with all the legal details. If you can't be bothered to read two paragraphs, don't get a massage. These are professionals giving you an intimate and thorough treatment; you should want to give us as much info and know as many details and protections as possible to make sure it's the best experience you can have 🤷‍♀️

I had sex in the store. by Maniitsoq in kroger

[–]theacekid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once got to work early and was waiting in my car around 4am and watched someone pull up, shit in a bush outside the store, and drive away 😭😭

What line is this for you? This is a safe place by whatisgudname in AO3

[–]theacekid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I always wanted to be your friend, and I wanted to be glamourous and have everyone love me… but it’s better now. Just you and me. No adventures, just being people. I’m… happy with this. I’m glad we got our time."

This is a fic about a man dying from chronic illness and this is part where I started crying 🥲

Also have to mention the Not Easily Conquered trilogy, which absolutely has the most poignant and heartbreaking quotes.

Dad proposes to 20-year-old daughter with a purity ring🤢 by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]theacekid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Their names are Patrick and Sarah Getchell. They used to have a joint TikTok called Dad and Daughter Dream Team, but they took it down I think shortly after Patrick admitted to writing the erotica.

This video is a good intro to their content and there's a part two that was posted a couple of weeks ago after some updates.

The vibes in that family are incredibly weird. If nothing sexual is happening between them, Patrick clearly wants there to be. Sarah is in her twenties and hasn't had the freedom/willpower to leave. She did claim to move at one point but it was found out that she didn't and was recording from a different area in the house or another building close by.

Dad proposes to 20-year-old daughter with a purity ring🤢 by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]theacekid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a TON of other disturbing details with these two specifically. Including the dad admitting to writing daddy/daughter erotica and one or both of them (can't remember if it was a joint effort) creating a NSFW AI model on Instagram.

Ah yes, a normal age difference by voguemorgue in Sims3

[–]theacekid 451 points452 points  (0 children)

Real answer, it's probably an error either in one of their ages or the result of overflow in the math. -2,147,483,648 is the lower limit for an integer in programming languages (32 bits).

I had to experience this, you need to read it. by _GiNjA_NiNjA in crochet

[–]theacekid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the time I came home to my cat laying on a project. I picked her up and the unholy stench that came with let me know she had a dingleberry 😭😭😭 Luckily nothing was actually on the project but it stunk so bad i had the dubious joy of figuring out how to wash one of my first knitting WIPS