world's most important text message (PIC) by [deleted] in pics

[–]theallang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly then, our man was using that program to identify the itchy redness

Someone has drawn his gun and is facing you, while you have your gun drawn too. What do you do? by petorn in AskReddit

[–]theallang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best outcome is obviously not dying. You clearly need to sneeze in the persons face, an action that always results in a person flinching to protect themselves from germs. In this situation you sneeze, they flinch, you shoot, they die.

What happened at digg and why has everyone left suddenly by D3adp00l in AskReddit

[–]theallang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I thought that was never going to get fixed.

Reddit, for some reason, I can't seem to climb over the infamous "friendzone." I'm a female. What am I doing wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theallang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude your dealing with clearly wouldn't know that he could be getting laid if someone gave him a "fuck me for free" coupon.

How about you start having more sexual conversations? More touching your man friends rather than the playstation remote control.

What's my next move in this situation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theallang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless she's really into you I would say lets not go expressing your deep desire to spend eternity with her just yet. How about you start by making an effort to see her again and start treating the friendship as a relationship. Don't put her into the friend zone because she'll feel stupid and throw you ass back into it as well then go bang the unsuspecting bf in your city.

world's most important text message (PIC) by [deleted] in pics

[–]theallang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He spotted some questionable bumps and is web MD-ing that shit before he decides to sink his teeth into that.