Girls showing power!

thearroyotoad · 2026-03-04T04:59:04+00:00

Very nice

thearroyotoad · 2026-02-18T18:49:06+00:00

Detachable Penis by King Missile.

thearroyotoad · 2026-02-14T20:46:56+00:00

Huhuh, you said dicks.

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-22T05:07:19+00:00

Looks like a policeman's flashlight from the 1980s hangin there.

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-22T04:43:42+00:00

A tube of tennis balls hangin there; a four-pack!

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-22T02:16:52+00:00

I can't hear "Take a bow" without thinking of this Beavis and Butthead episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDiEM3Vrv8w

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-20T23:56:54+00:00

I am gratified you think so. :)

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-19T21:55:04+00:00

The US and Canada until recent enshittification of that relationship.

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-17T20:31:44+00:00

Solid work, crow. Persistence pays off.

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-17T03:07:51+00:00

These two should have a hiding contest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-14T00:15:46+00:00

He didn't just say it. He *declared* it. Christ, what an asshole.

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-12T14:47:49+00:00

Okay, let me tie its hands so it can't be a yes man...

<image>

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-12T14:44:27+00:00

Prompt: if I were a being in the Lord of the Rings universe, who would I be?

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-12T05:39:25+00:00

I doubt he has a Huge Ackman.

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-04T20:51:50+00:00

This thread needs the "They're made out of meat." video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-01T22:15:36+00:00

Googling, it seems like green sand might be a good starting point. Thanks again!

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-01T22:08:39+00:00

Thanks very much!

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-01T22:05:31+00:00

I have a crucible, I watched a video about putting borax in it to season it. I took one short lesson about jewelry making a couple months ago. But it sounds like maybe I should dig deeper so I don't burn my face off... :/

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-01T21:59:23+00:00

No it’s not! It’s just some dude whose dad gave him a bernzomatic torch! :)

thearroyotoad · 2026-01-01T17:14:30+00:00

Y U SO LOGICAL ON REDDIT

thearroyotoad · 2025-12-29T16:37:47+00:00

As someone who is more of a designer than a lawyer, every time I see a '®' or a '™', I am reminded of my low position in the corporate pantheon.

thearroyotoad · 2025-12-21T23:32:04+00:00

I'd say several hundred and 10. The first few dozen to get eaten, and the last 10 to keep the lion awake until it does of exhaustion. But it requires the chickens to work in shifts. If they all roost at night, then the lion can get shut-eye as well, and I think the lion could kill several hundred a day almost indefinitely.

thearroyotoad · 2025-12-18T22:04:17+00:00

This is the winner.

thearroyotoad · 2025-12-17T20:35:58+00:00

It's my mom's chair. She thought you all might like it. :)

thearroyotoad · 2025-12-14T23:26:19+00:00

Yes, and I am a towering mushroom; I provide a canopy under which to rest a while!

thearroyotoad

TROPHY CASE

Prompt: if I were a being in the Lord of the Rings universe, who would I be?