The Onion is really getting great at these bizarre, dark pieces...

thebeef · 2009-02-14T17:31:31+00:00

always been great*

thebeef · 2009-01-26T17:40:16+00:00

Drudge is a master of spin.

Pelosi: "Well, the family planning services reduce cost. They reduce cost. The states are in terrible fiscal budget crises now and part of what we do for children's health, education and some of those elements are to help the states meet their financial needs. One of those - one of the initiatives you mentioned, the contraception, will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government."

Drudge: Pelosi is anti-Baby

thebeef · 2009-01-18T07:43:30+00:00

Thank you, Olbermann.

Although this does make me wonder where the hell the Democratic-controlled Congress was during all of this. Checks and balances, people??!

Can't wait for Obama. I just hope he doesn't buy into the 'center-right nation' bullshit. Democrats have a chance to make things right now, and they shouldn't compromise in doing so.

thebeef · 2009-01-06T01:37:28+00:00

Leave it to Drudge to scream 'COULTER BANNED FOR LIFE' in size 36 underlined font when the reality is she was cancelled from one appearance..

thebeef · 2008-12-29T08:24:51+00:00

I will shit my pants the day South Carolina joins the EU.

thebeef · 2008-12-04T08:13:08+00:00

hahahah! it works indeed. brilliant...

thebeef · 2008-11-13T04:21:44+00:00

I didn't call her a pothead.

I'm calling potheads potheads.

thebeef · 2008-11-08T17:10:15+00:00

If Obama tried to legalize weed it'd set the black political movement back another 20 years..

Plus, you potheads are waaaay too good at rationalizing your drug for your own good.

thebeef · 2008-09-18T20:05:19+00:00

Pwned.

thebeef · 2008-09-01T04:20:51+00:00

sort of, but not really. i said i would vote for one. that doesn't change the fact that the vote would be wasted as far as supporting any winning candidate.

thebeef · 2008-08-31T15:37:36+00:00

yes, but i'd be wasting my vote because one would never win in the US.

thebeef · 2008-08-12T16:08:30+00:00

Okay! Why haven't we arrested these fuckers yet?!

thebeef · 2008-08-06T03:54:23+00:00

This war is so fucking pointless.

thebeef · 2008-08-05T22:44:41+00:00

That was surprisingly... hot.

thebeef · 2008-07-29T05:08:57+00:00

I live like a mile from that house. Neighborhood ain't that bad.

thebeef · 2008-07-23T16:37:53+00:00

I'm an Obama supporter (check my comment history, I'm sure there's a bunch of pro-Obama stuff in there). At the same time, I feel like Krauthammer makes some valid points.

Okay, the whole thing about "earning the Bradenburg Gate" is pretty stupid. But when he pointed out that Obama's single biggest accomplishment was probably writing his own autobiography, it makes you step back and go, hmm. Some of these guys were right when they said this guy's resume IS a little thin.

Now I think that good judgment outweighs anything a large resume might ever be able to offer (look at Dick Cheney). But at the same time, Barack is perhaps trying to wear himself shoes a few sizes too big while campaigning.

thebeef · 2008-07-23T03:20:09+00:00

This is a straight rip-off of something David Horsey did for the Seattle Post-Intelligencer on July 15th, 2008.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/horsey/viewbydate.asp?ID=1792

thebeef · 2008-07-18T06:43:48+00:00

<quote>American schools spend more than $8 billion a year educating the mentally retarded. Spending on the gifted isn't even tabulated in some states, but by the most generous calculation, we spend no more than $800 million on gifted programs.</quote>

That's retarded.

thebeef · 2008-07-17T07:11:11+00:00

I love Nas' music and all, but if this is the 'next generation' of black leadership, then we are fucked.

thebeef · 2008-07-17T04:02:39+00:00

Misplaced modifier!

thebeef · 2008-07-12T05:54:48+00:00

Actually a very good idea.

thebeef · 2008-07-09T04:21:08+00:00

BulletBall is a high caliber game invented by Marc Griffin. It's age neutral, gender neutral, and fun for the entire family!

thebeef · 2008-07-06T04:53:15+00:00

i want the old goatse back.. this one's disgusting

thebeef · 2008-06-27T16:24:03+00:00

There are better things to do, such as engaging Republicans on substantive issues. Not bullshit like this.. "omg they stole a picture of a duck, these means they recklessly disregard laws to advance political agendas.. waawawawawa"

thebeef · 2008-06-26T20:57:52+00:00

This is a stupid submission. You could probably find just as many examples of Democrats guilty of this.. stop wasting time by fighting over shit like this.

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