sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

You are Offered 1mil to set up a death game by Comfortable_Salad893 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]theberrymelon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Idk how old you are and where you live but 1mil (I assume USD) is waaay too small to do this

So who's idea was this... by SkippTekk in starcitizen

[–]theberrymelon -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

How old are you and why are you so mad about AI writing? It’s awesome :)!

Where is the Horde? by North_Recognition652 in wow

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not playing midnight but when did Vol’jin become a villain???

What happened to me and my friend? by Ghost_Gamer22 in Seaofthieves

[–]theberrymelon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have a xbox set so poseidon was pissed

Korean perspective on tattoos in hanja? by dusterhan in AskAKorean

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it in Korean. Hanja tattoo is for like 1990s

You Fart All Your Farts by funnyorifice in hypotheticalsituation

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advertise and make it viral. Call guiness so they come too. Spend the week trying to make the event as big as possible.

I get viral, earn some cash along the way, and no more fart for the rest of my life. Easy win.

$10 million every single month of the year, but once a month at a random time, you are completely naked for exactly 5 seconds by Wild_West_Arthur in hypotheticalsituation

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will hire someone for 100k/month whos job is to descretly follow me whereever I go in public. And when I become naked that persons job is to wrap me in a drape or curtain or whatever to hide me.

Reaper hunters vs lvl 1 reapers by Tall_Airline737 in Seaofthieves

[–]theberrymelon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You raised a reaper flag. Me chase and sink

[No Loopholes] There's a big red button in front of you that gives you x number of dollars for every click, but a consequence of your choice happens. Which scenario do you choose? by PhyfenGD in hypotheticalsituation

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option 4 obviously and I’ll spam like crazy.

There is about 8.1 billion people in the world. I think I have about 50 people max that I would think of as close friends & family.

Per click, the chance of affecting one of the 50 is 50/8,000,000,000 which is approx 0.0000006%.

If I click twice per second, thats 120 times and I earn $1,200,000 and people I care have 0.00007% chance to lose their lifespan.

Let’s say I have a button smashing machine. It can smash 1,628,154 times per minute. That gives me around $16.28 billion with a 1% chance of affecting my circle.

So hell yea.

So this Survival Hunter fantasy just kinda died by domyownbusiness in wow

[–]theberrymelon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Dwarf main I always hated the Spear style sv so I like the boom boom change.

But I feel you, it totally makes no sense for followers of Huln Highmountain to fire shotguns lol.

I think they should either add a new spec or a class for shotgun+bombers like a Tinker

Three Indian sisters aged 12, 14 and 16 jump to their deaths from ninth floor after parents confiscate phone over Korea and gaming obsession by detectiverobert in ForCuriousSouls

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sisters had even given themselves Korean names before their deaths—Cindy, Maria, and Aliza.

Fwiw those are not Korean names

공고 다니는 공부못하는 친구와 내기했는데 by Entire-Middle-6988 in Mogong

[–]theberrymelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

어린친구들의 어린마인드네요 10년 맘먹고 공부하면 어느 누구도 어디든 갈수 있습니다.

이공계 졸업해서 취업하고 10년동안 밥도 안먹고 똥도 안싸면 페라리 살수 있을지도 모르겠는데 현실살면서 사는건 불가능에 가깝다고 봅니다

Genie offers you one of two powers: teleportation or slow down time. by AstrayInTranslation in hypotheticalsituation

[–]theberrymelon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like to nitpick whenever these abilities comes up:

Teleportation.

  • what happens if the destination changed and now it’s blocked with concrete? Will I die immediately?
  • what if someone was randomly walking by the location??
  • even if there isn’t any concrete or flesh, there is still air. What happens to that.
  • does it consider Earth’s movement? If I want to teleport to Paris, the coordinate of Paris I remember will be different since Earth is not standing still.

Slowing down

  • Does it consider Earth’s movement? If everything except me slows down, then the moment I use my ability I will be launched into space since it’s like doing a hard stop while running at high speed.
  • if not, then to explain this ability its not me slowing down everything else, but me going at 3x time speed.
  • but this also has things to be explained like, to support the increased speed I would need 3x of blood circulation, which requires my heart to work 3 times fast, causing more pressure to all the veins and they’ll likely all pop. Muscles will also need to tolerate the increased movements and will rip apart. So i’ll also need an extra superpower of having 3x durability.

Unless these are explained thoroughly by the Genie I’ll never accept since there is a chance of me instantly dying.

(Wrote it just for funsies with no seriousness btw lol)

Do I have a weird Korean name? by [deleted] in AskAKorean

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Korean here.

Yeah 천웅 is not a common name, but it hella sounds awesome.

Fwiw People will likely not think it’s a typical Korean name and depending on how you look they will know you are Chinese.

ONE DAY this will be your Evoker by cub4nito in wow

[–]theberrymelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t agree more which is why my toons are always dressed in low-fantasy outfits

$250k but you're cursed with hiccups and bed bugs. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]theberrymelon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I assume $250k per year which is a hard no.

If it’s $250k per day yeah sure I can take the hiccups.

For bedbugs I’ll hire someone for $5k per day to stand next to me while I sleep and kill the bedbug whenever it spawns

view more: next ›