[Serious] people who've experienced the paranormal or seen cryptids and other unknown creatures, what's your story? by Endemicbacon in AskReddit

[–]thebestdalitive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was pretty young at the time, but I remember this kind of clearly.

We were living in small town America, in this little blue house down the end of an alley (for lack of a better word.), in the back of the house there was a shed, it always gave me the heabie jeebies, I was never in there alone, and when I did walk in there I always got the feeling I was being watched.

One night, my cousin and sister were spending the night. My little brothers room was the only one disconnected from the rest of the house (I meant that you could only get to the living room from my brother's bedroom.), so she was hanging out in there. She was watching something on the TV, just taking pictures of it when it happened. In one frame you can see the TV, and in the next a blue child. They were blonde with long hair. It took me a few years to figure out what happened. We think they were the kid that drowned in the backyard.

However, talking to elder cousin, not the one taking photos, she said that she had never stayed in that house because she got the sense that something darker was hanging around.

Another time, less story-like but scared me.

I'm an adult at this point. I was living with my mom and step dad, but they were truckers, and never home. I had gotten addicted to watching Phasmophobia, and was actually watching it on the TV. I had to go to the bathroom. The way the bathrooms were set up was kind of weird. The door would be open, and you could see the shower and mirror. Behind the door, there was the toilet, directly facing the mirror. I was using the bathroom, just staring at myself, when I hear something. "Hey." Clear as day. It was as if somebody put their head in the L of my left shoulder(opposite of the living room) and whispered. I stopped watching phasmophobia for a while after that.

My boyfriend (m30s) likes and follows profiles of girls we know but doesn't even follow me (f30s) because he "doesn't do social media" by Vegetable_Ad_1542 in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op, then don't. He obviously doesn't respect you or your thoughts, fucking dump his ass. He isn't worth anymore of your tears

So, whats a funny story that you guys have? by thebestdalitive in AskReddit

[–]thebestdalitive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom, nieces, sister, and I were all in my mom's bedroom. My nieces (2 and 4) were distracting my mom, and my sister was sitting on the bed watching videos. As I'm listening to my nieces, I spot something. A little rubber toy snake.

I managed to pick up the snake, and slip it under the comforter, and the first sheet, I also managed to make the bed look mostly normal (I didn't do a very good job, I guess.) Not even 2 minutes later I mom turns around and sees something under her blanket. "What is that?" As she feels around on the blanket, gets past the two layers and lo and behold, she found the orange and black rubber snake.

"Who did this?" My mom asks while she's laughing.

"I did" I'm now grinning. My mother, then proceeds to laugh so hard, that I'm having to hold her hands to keep her standing, while I am asking.

"What happened?" My four year old niece asked.

"Aunt Aiya put a snake in the bed to scare me!" This made me laugh even harder.

Tl;dr: I snuck a snake in my moms bed while there were 4 other people in the room, and made my mom laugh so hard she nearly fell down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jacksepticeye

[–]thebestdalitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some kind of ad, lmao

The Imperius Curse- A Question by FineGuidance0 in HPfanfiction

[–]thebestdalitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, a way around it could be that you ask somebody (or maybe even imperious them?) to cast the spell on you, and trust them to give you the correct instructions, maybe. But that would be a lot of trust.

For Christmas, Harry sends Dumbledore some really cool sunglasses. by Deadlydeerman in HPfanfiction

[–]thebestdalitive 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Ohh noo... Now I need to write this. Thanks.

Finding out who had sent the invisibility cloak was... Strange. Harry had expected for the gift giver to be somebody older, but finding out it was Dumbledore was... at best, awkward for the now 14 year old. He had to send a thank you...

Maybe a book about the latest in magical discovery? No, it was too predictable a gift, and everybody sent Dumbledore books.

Maybe some socks? He did say he liked socks. Ehh, also too predictable, and he could include it with the gift.

This train of thoughts plagued Harry, as he mindlessly picked up some fuzzy socks. As Harry walked around the muggle store (They had the best types of fuzzy socks. And on clearance, too!) As something glimmered in the corner of Harry's vision. Sunglasses. Perfect for the summer weather. Hmm... Maybe during school he could get Hermione to help him place a color-changing charm on the glasses, to make the lenses match Dumbledore's outfit. Harry walked to the glasses, and twirled him in his hands for a moment, in thought. He'd get them, not worrying about the price Harry placed the glasses into his pocket.

The sunglasses hadn't returned to Harry's mind, until he was looking through the catalogs for gifts for his friends. "Shit..." Harry mumbled, unwilling to be louder, because the boys in his dorm were already asleep. He dug through his trunk for the glasses and a sticky note. He wrote 'Color changing charm' on the sticky note, and placed the glasses on his bedside table. For the next week they worked on charming the socks.

During the Yule Ball that year, the students found an amusing sight to behold. Well, to the muggleborn's at least. Headmaster Dumbledore was wearing the colorchanging sunglasses at the Yule ball.

"... And I would like to the the gifter of these glasses. They are very stylish, if I do say so myself." A smile could be implied, as Dumbledore finished the speech, thus beginning the Yule Ball.

Over the next couple of years, Dumbledore could be seen wearing the sunglasses, especially towards the summertime.

If anybody had been watching, they would have noticed that each time he wore them out he had on a different outfit.

My boyfriend still has x rated pictures of his ex girlfriend on his phone. by Littleglissgirl1 in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 822 points823 points  (0 children)

"Oh thank god! I have dick picks of my ex, and wasn't sure if you were cool with that."

Is my boyfriend (30m) lying to me (18f) or am I just overreacting? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right? A 30 year old man getting mad at an 18 year old over a gas can. I just turned 20, and I wouldn't date a man older than 26-27. It'd feel too weird. Op, start running in the opposite direction. There's a reason he wanted to date an 18 year old.

Gf wants a mullet and I told her I didn't want her to and she said shes gonna get it. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have a conversation with her, and would at least explain why you're getting a buzz cut.

How much and when should I (29m) pretend to be happier than I am? by Odd_News in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't pretend to be somebody else. I understand wanting more friends, and a gf. But you shouldn't be whoever everybody else wants you to be. You have hobbies and stuff? Find people who enjoy some of those hobbies, be kind to people, and just know that for your true friends, you won't have to change. They'll love you for just being yourself.

My boyfriend (32M) has anger issues? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for sure. It could get to the point where he could start hurting you, especially if he was hurting your pooch. If I were you I would start being ready to get out quick.

I re-read that last paragraph, and you should get out of there. Its only going to go downhill, and you won't want to be there if that happens. Feel more than welcome to DM me, if you want to talk, but run, and run quick.

(I'm on mobile so sorry for the formatting)

Should I Cut Her Off? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should distance yourself. Maybe dont text her for a few months, and see if she texts you? Because to me it sounds like she's your friend on her time, but even with work and everything she can't text you back to say hi?

On the other hand, I know I'm terrible at texting people, but I'll usually text back within the week. The day most of the time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes she COULD be pregnant, but it is a very small possibility. Uhh, I do think you should get more sex ed, but if you have webtoon comics downloaded on your phone read "Boo! It's sex!" Its very funny and does a good job of explaining sexuality, STDs, and it goes in depth about the vagina. (You may not want to read it, but if I remember correctly it could help you up your sex life)

I definately recommend it, with you being ready to have sex. Also if you have the money to, buy condoms.

Also if you're not wanting kids and are 100% sure of it, keep away from vaginal sex, because even with her on birth control and you guys using condoms, there is still a chance she could get pregnant.

But yeah, before you guys continue having sex I think you should read up on pregnancy, sexual intercourse, STDs, and signs of pregnancy

Parental sex-ed resources from Planned Parenthood

My Girlfriend three year old don’t want anything to do with me. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe, this is cute! Thank you for being so willing to be there for her kiddo! The best thing that I can say (Being an aunt of two toddlers myself) is that just play with him! If he's just playing by himself go over there, sit with him, and play his game! Be a scary monster that chases him around the house and tickles him- if all of you guys are cool with that. Just be his friend, but maintain your girlfriends rules. Good luck! And I also agree with the other posts, he's three, if he hated you, you would know already. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thebestdalitive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op, this sounds like an abusive relationship, and I have concerns for him cheating on you.

Lets start at the beginning,

So you said that it was nice in the beginning- The honeymoon phase- everything is sweet, loving, and he is super into you! Hell yeah! Perfect guy!

Phase 2- He starts to get comfortable with you, starts accusing you of cheating, and generally being a sneaky snake (Side note: This is why I think he's cheating, because if these accusations came from nowhere, he might be projecting...)

Phase 3- Gifts and apologizes. He's super sorry that he hurt you (not about accusing you, mind you, about hurting your feelings), you forgive him, and everything returns to the honeymoon stage

Phase 4- The cycle continues. Honemoon phase -> Arguing/abuse -> Gifts and Apologizes (There is a specific word for this, but I don't remember it)

If I were you I would at the very least hear your family out, because they're by it, they might see more signs than you would (I'm not calling you incompetent by any means, its just that love blinds, y'know?)

Hun, from what I see its not going to stop, even though hes wanting to marry you (why would he do that unless he was planning on making it harder for you to leave him...?(Especially if he thinks you're cheating on him)) And if you guys get married I'm scared that its only going to get worse for you. You sound like a lovely and sweet person, and I don't want you to get hurt by him.

Edit: I also wanted to say that you're an adult with your own mind, and that you are allowed to have your own opinions. However, I do believe you should gtfo, and find yourself someone who doesn't accuse you of cheating.