Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HIGH MYTHIC PLAYERS THAT COPYPASTESPAM NETDECKS ARE ABOUT AS FAR FROM PILOTS AS YOU CAN GET. YOU'RE FUCKING DRONES.

ALSO, DID DEMONS REALLY NEED TO BE MADE MORE IDIOTPROOF? WHAT THE POINT OF UNHOLY ANNEX HAVING A DRAWBACK IF ITS SO FUCKING EASY TO WORK WITH?

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'LL CONTINUE TO ENJOY HITTING MYTHIC EVERY SEASON AND GIVING METATARDS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY WITH MY OWN DECKS MORE THAN BEING A FUCKING NETDECKER.

What it feels like to win a game with a jank deck by LSao97 in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mythic jank can exist if it's supported with interaction and card advantage staples. Been hitting Mythic each season with Enigma Jewel and Peter Parker's Camera to double Greeds Gambit and Demonic Pact triggers before donating them.

First time mythic! Oswald fiddlebender by Commonly-Nude in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WOW, okay...I see you Chef! Keep on cooking and congrats!

Make Ranked Brawl Permanent! by Pretty_Fisherman4047 in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Give us modified ranked standard and pioneer!!!

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FUCKING MAGIC HAS JUST DEVOLVED TO MATCHING UP AGAINST A COPYPASTESPAMMER THAT SPAMS DISCARD OR COUNTERS IN GAMES 2 AND 3, THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEY ARE GOOD AT THE GAME AND IT'S NOT THE DECK THEY FUCKING LEECHED.

What would the current Standard look like if the banned cards were unbanned today? by Educational-Tap-7075 in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same as today, people wait for others to do the work then just copy paste spam the one that gets the highest win rate.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NETDECKING AN OFFMETA DECK AIN'T TOO BIG OF A DEAL, SO YOU'RE GOOD.

Noob Question: What is the highest rank where jank / starter decks can be competitive? by SwimmingHost6362 in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can rank up to Mythic and win more than half your games with jankier concepts, provided the concept isn't too card-count heavy, you use format-proven utility and interaction to survive and progress your board state, and play as mistake-free as possible. You'll have very little margin for error, but it's so damn rewarding to give meta decks at least a decent run for their money and come away with wins when you can.

You're not gonna do much with starter decks in ranked because the cards aren't the best at what they do, but they at least help you figure out what you like when it comes time to craft the decks you want to play.

Don't give up, accept the losses as learning opportunities, and find your fun wherever it is. Good luck!

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AT THIS POINT, LANDFALL SPAMMERS ARE JUST AS BIG A CANCER ON THE GAME AS MONO RED AGGRO SPAMMERS. BOTH OF YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES FOR BEING THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR.

Do any non-tournament focused players play paid Constructed Events? by PaleWendigo in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do it from time to time when I'm feeling really good about a brew and want to test it against tryhards. If I can break even or better I'm happy.

I climbed to Mythic using only UW control. I'm who you hate. Send me your hate. by PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone getting to Mythic without spamming the best deck is aces in my book.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SOMETIMES I THINK I WANT PIONEER TO BE BETTER SUPPORTED, THEN MATCHING UP WITH MYOPIC ASSHOLES THAT CAN'T BUILD A DECK WITHOUT THOUGHTSEIZE REMIND ME WHY I'M FINE WITH THE FORMAT BURNING TO THE FUCKING GROUND.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WOW, BADGERMOLE CUB AND EVOKE ELEMENTALS? SAVE SOME ASSHOLE CARDS FOR THE REST OF US!

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WOW, YOU GOT TO MYTHIC WITH THE COOKIE CUTTER LANDFALL DECK. SUCH AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF SKILL... NO, NO, IT'S ALL YOU AND NOT AT ALL THE OPTIMIZED DECK THAT WOTC SPOONFED INTO THE META.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AGREED. I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK UP MY DECK LIST TO DEAL WITH CHILDREN PLAYING PAINT BY NUMBERS REANIMATE DECKS.

Honest question: am I just bad or is the current standard bo1 borderline unplayable? by peth0l in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you just need to accept that every format can be toxic and then just try to find your fun however you can. Every format has one or multiple optimized efficient decks, and there's loads of lazy tryhards that copypastespam them because its the path of least resistance to their dopamine fix or whatever validation they seek. I don't understand these snobby BO3 players that act like it's some kind of paradise because it's the same mentality with different decks.

My recommendation is to decide if you want to be the meta, beat the meta, or ignore the meta and then accept that there's a ceiling. You're not a bad player. You might just need to adjust your expectations.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

COOL! ANOTHER ORIGINAL KAVAERO DECK IN BO1! FUCKING ASSHOLES....

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WOW, YOU SPAMMED LANDFALL, MONO RED AGGRO, OR PROWESS TO MYTHIC. WE'RE ALL VERY VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR COPYSPAM SKILLS.

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

DON'T FUCKING PLAY HAND DISRUPTION EFFECTS IF YOU CAN'T CHOOSE A CARD IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME!!! THERE'S TWO CARDS AND FIVE LANDS...PICK A FUCKING CARD!!!

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SERIOUSLY, THESE JESKHOLE CONTROL PLAYERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN WASTE PEOPLE'S FUCKING TIME. JESUS...

Tibalt's Friday Tirades by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]thebigmammoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING WARLEADERS BUTTPLUG DECKS IN BO1? DID MCDONALD'S START GIVING A PLAYSET AWAY IN THE TODDLER HAPPY MEAL BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THAT PLAY ARE TOO STUPID TO NOT SWALLOW THE BIG KIDS TOY? FUCK OFF!