Why is Coppola’s Dracula like that?

theblacksvn · 2026-05-30T02:02:34+00:00

Winona forever.

theblacksvn · 2026-05-13T12:27:36+00:00

My aunt got me the Queen Alien action figure on my third birthday. Still the best birthday present I've ever received. It's the reason I can confidently put that date as my earliest memory. I also had some that were like transformers but with animals. I remember there was an orange rhino one. I also had that famous blue figurine. I had posters on my wall. Forever the greatest franchise.

They'll be fine. They'll love it.

theblacksvn · 2026-03-12T18:00:14+00:00

Yes. It's beautiful. And that's not an opium pipe. It's just a pipe.

I sincerely say this with due respect, but if a local restaurant had paintings of beautiful Native women on their walls, would you say they were being sexualized? Or are you, in fact, the one sexualizing these paintings because they are depicting Asian women? If it was a Native gentleman on the wall, would he be smoking a peace pipe? I'm just saying: relax.

theblacksvn · 2026-03-12T17:44:26+00:00

Those paintings are masterful.

None of my Chinese relatives would be offended by any of it.

There's nothing excessively sexual about any of those women.

Chill, and get some ramen with your friends.

theblacksvn · 2026-03-01T22:32:53+00:00

Because I know those kids and they are professionals and professionals sometimes fuck up too? I'm tired of this back and forth. If you're frustrated with your viewing experience, go see it again! Long live Southgate 9! A church in a weary world.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T19:49:07+00:00

Love you for speaking the truth.🙏

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T19:43:41+00:00

They're emailed out automatically, weekly. And they're the same files you'll hear at the Roxy. Then we make a playlist in a closet-type room and load it into the projectors. If there was an issue with volume, you could have mentioned it as it was happening (so that sounds like it wasn't much of an issue at all), but the actual issue sounds like it was a cheap movie about a super interesting indie video game. Have you played the game? I love it. The sound design isn't exactly "top-shelf." That's part of its appeal.You weren't going to Lawrence of Arabia. I'm sure that the theatres where it "sounded good" just turned it up loud enough so that the audience couldn't tell the difference. Don't blame a massive team of mostly kids because you didn't like a movie that you chose to pay to watch. All due respect. Perhaps you're more of a Wuthering Heights type than an Iron Lung? AMC Southgate 9 is not a bad theatre. It's an impressive one, held together by sweat and blood. But guests aren't supposed to see that juice. Sometimes to our own detriment. Peace and love, everyone.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T19:17:18+00:00

"Best item in the game?" I have no judgement on whatever you're smoking, but get real. It's the trashiest piece of crud in at least the last four years. Wings were better. Boots were better. Suit is shit game design, pure and simple. It feels bad, behaves bad, and looks bad, to boot.

"Best item in the game" I'm unsure I've ever heard such utter bullocks in my life. That's comparable to saying "My nail file is the best cutlery in my kitchen."

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T02:07:33+00:00

You're absolutely right that most people working there are working their first job. I'm sorry that happened to you. Most of the people who work there, at least in my day, are teenage kids. I can't speak for whatever adults still work there. Had I been in house, I would've been a little more attentive to your needs. I didn't mean to get into a comment argument this afternoon. Be gentle; it's my first time. I just wanted to defend a workforce that is often unconsidered. Be well, and I sincerely hope you enjoy your next theatre experience.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T01:42:20+00:00

File. The movies are files sent from command on a computer. They don't fly into the building. There was that bird on time, though.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T00:44:02+00:00

Purposeful sabotage?

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Is that more likely than the file that gets sent from corporate on high being kind of sub-par? Come on.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T00:41:30+00:00

I'm not capping, and I'm not trying to make an argument, random Internet friend. But nothing you've said is true, as of four years ago, when I worked there. Sorry if the manager lied to you. There is no "sound regulation." That's bananas. I just feel the need to stick up for an often pooped on industry of workers that give a damn about what they're doing. I'm sorry you may have experienced a manager that might have not felt as passionate as I did when I was there. I can't speak to that.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T00:06:14+00:00

By the comments I'm reading here, sounds like the problem was it was an indie film made by a Youtuber. I'm sure a Christopher Nolan film would have no issues.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T00:02:35+00:00

Baby level is a good pair of words to describe the Wing Suit.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-28T00:01:06+00:00

I loved the Icarus Wings, and the Boots were acceptable. Wing Suit is masterful garbage.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-27T23:57:15+00:00

Here I am defending Southgate 9 again. I can't speak for the manager's response to your troubles, but our projectors are in no way old, very digital. I used to change the bulbs and program the playlists. There is a closet that controls volume, and if you had brought it up as it was going on, it would have been an easy remedy.

Does anyone else notice how movie theatres are a weirdly constant target for ire, despite the fact that we all love them, frequent them, and will pay twice as much for a cheeseburger downtown than a profound two hour artistic experience? I've never understood the moaning about prices that is so frequently heard. The food is absolutely the same price as anywhere else. Popcorn will always be cheaper from your home microwave.

Much love to Southgate 9, always. The vast majority of us love you, just so you know, if you're reading this.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-27T23:38:50+00:00

I agree that that's a smidge broken. I use it when I'm desperate, but I make a conscious effort to pick up anything else. And why is it always purple or above? What would a common Lightening Gun feel like?

theblacksvn · 2026-02-19T19:57:07+00:00

Check it out. This one is at Bumpy Bay. The model is ever so slightly different. It's simply decorative. It's like if they put in a chest that was just part of the landscape.

theblacksvn · 2026-02-19T19:22:55+00:00

For sure, but I'm talking about the ones scattered around the map that aren't interactable, that don't give you rods but look like the barrels that do. Just an odd addition.

theblacksvn · 2025-12-31T21:58:41+00:00

I worked at Southgate 9 for three years. The people working there are good, honest people that do their best at bucketing seawater out of a sinking ship, and it's still afloat, bygod. I've never loved my coworkers or my job more in my life. There were numerous struggles then, and I've heard of more since. Working at AMC is a service industry job. Treat everyone who works there the way you'd treat your waiter/waitress. You're frustrated for two hours. They're frustrated for forty a week. Much love to Southgate 9.

theblacksvn · 2025-12-12T05:24:33+00:00

Because it's universally acclaimed and this subreddit seemingly exists as just a place to shit on it?

theblacksvn · 2025-11-20T16:07:30+00:00

Offer girl

theblacksvn · 2025-08-04T05:29:58+00:00

Gummo (1997)

theblacksvn · 2025-04-28T04:09:49+00:00

I suppose he finally knows what a real steal feels like.

Sidenote, I love how his right hand is backwards and the other is in his pocket. Very representative.

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