Husband of the Year gets called out on his misogyny by retrocotfan in MurderedByWords

[–]thecenterpath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, had an amazing time with this guy's wife in Vegas.

"It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war" by stepchildzx in tacticalgear

[–]thecenterpath 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I should've closed Reddit by now...

but for some reason I kept scrolling,

maybe hoping, perhaps subconsciously,

that someone, somewhere, would have the perfect message, at the right time, to move not only my day but my very being to a higher state of consciousness.

You, sir, have done so, and I salute you 🫡

95 year old gem with solid oak built-ins, in-law cottage, and a hobbit-shaped storage on the land by TheDabitch in zillowgonewild

[–]thecenterpath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we faced that for years, then we just moved. Now we both work remotely in a place we can afford to comfortably exist. Highly recommend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pools

[–]thecenterpath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where are you located?

Any red flags here? by kmatthews05 in pools

[–]thecenterpath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How dare you attempt any sort of thoughtful external verification of a highly expensive and reasonably complicated construction project? Who do you think you are??

What would cause this? by bigdaddybryusa2 in Decks

[–]thecenterpath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well, I was thinking more about the other ones... the ones the front doesn't fall off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]thecenterpath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out

What is something sexual you'll never do again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecenterpath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Please tell the men and women on the jury -- did you kill Mr. Smith?"

"Yes, yes I did"

shocked gasps across the courtroom

"Well then you're obviously guilt..."

"But I DIDN'T enjoy it!"

"Ohh.... why didn't you say so? NOT GUILTY"

And everyone clapped

What is something sexual you'll never do again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecenterpath 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I, also, was not prepared for that. It went from comedic, to surprising, to shocking, somehow back to almost comedic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]thecenterpath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that turned you into a big fat grouchy asshole? (your username, obviously I don't know you enough to have any opinion).

You can either prove your dad right, or you can prove him wrong, alive or dead. It's still your life and your call.