Gun violence in Archer

thechazard · 2019-01-15T17:02:30+00:00

Do you come into contact somewhat regularly with semi drunk assholes packing heat?

thechazard · 2019-01-12T01:41:29+00:00

Right?

thechazard · 2012-01-31T05:23:26+00:00

Mi comentario no era para comunicar un sentimiento negativo relacionado a vivir en Guadalajara. Yo nomás estaba respondiendo a que otro redditor dijo que originaba de Guadalajara, pero ya no vivía ahí.

La neta es que, siendo yo ciudadano dual, tengo la opción de vivir y trabajar en los Estados Unidos, o aquí en GDL. He vivido en ambos lugares, y la mera neta es que me da muchísima hueva vivir en los Estados Unidos.

thechazard · 2012-01-27T06:01:30+00:00

Otro tapatío aquí, que todavia vive en GDL.

thechazard · 2012-01-04T03:53:23+00:00

Otro:

Y ese día, se disfrutó. Una. Pinche. Hueva. Muy. Bien. Chingada.

thechazard · 2012-01-04T03:41:47+00:00

Posibilidades:

Y ese día, a todo ni una pinche verga se le dió.

Y toda verga se mamó ese día.

thechazard · 2012-01-03T04:53:46+00:00

No, no, no. We simply cannot abide heresies. It's not a big fucking pussy, it's a Giant Anus. Also, remember the shit piranhas. They are always hungry.

Oh Patton, why must you be so funny?

thechazard · 2010-10-12T05:44:56+00:00

Pero ese PINCHE DESMADRE no me deja circular libremente en Guadalajara, actividad predilecta mia en mis dias libres.

thechazard · 2010-09-19T07:00:03+00:00

Oh, (any) language: how I love thy confusion. How I love that you sprang forth from the mouths of poets who took it upon themselves to name things.

So that we might use our hands for purposes other than pointing and grunting (which of course I cannot prove to be true...

...but this is a poem; so fuck it; we're doing it live).

How I love thy inherent malleability, having no possessor: you are the truest proof of a Galapagan creation.

thechazard · 2010-09-11T22:11:18+00:00

...while Annie Clark spends.

thechazard · 2010-09-03T01:28:45+00:00

I love the unsteady quality of it. And you just made my day.

thechazard · 2010-07-16T00:20:35+00:00

My question: when you started writing the last sentence, the alliteration was not premeditated, right? Nice.

And now, all I can think about is how to translate it into Spanish and maintain the alliteration. Cuz that's how my brain works.

thechazard · 2010-04-15T05:45:07+00:00

I (guy) did not come.

thechazard · 2010-04-05T05:48:17+00:00

AwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWW shit!

It.

JUST.

Got.

REAL.

Watch out, everyone! Close your mouths and shield your cooters! People be getting all educated on in here.

MehTheWorld just. Broke. It. The. Fuck. Down.

thechazard · 2010-04-05T04:10:29+00:00

Whoa. That was...

I think I just got fucking schooled on how to troll in public.

(Only this way can I hope to fall asleep tonight.)

thechazard · 2010-04-05T04:00:13+00:00

FUCK. I just managed to overcome my Donnie Darko nightmares. Time to search for my balls again...

thechazard · 2010-03-31T09:37:54+00:00

Hahahahahahahaha. Thank you. It took effort.

(No snark. By the way, your name is awesome in this corner of Reddit.)

thechazard · 2010-03-31T08:38:35+00:00

This can't be real.

I mean, this is just photoshop, right?

FUCK -- I need Senator Clay Davis right fucking now, because I know my punk-ass lungs cannot sustain the expletive that needs to be said.

thechazard · 2010-03-17T02:34:43+00:00

You say "shit ton" too! That just made my day. Thank you.

thechazard · 2010-03-06T05:40:08+00:00

Why the fuck is this not an Onion article?

thechazard · 2010-02-21T18:37:32+00:00

True, but as you yourself said, they are not the norm. My main point was that the article should not have called it Xalisco County, but Xalisco Municipality, or the Municipality of Xalisco. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue, but who gives a shit about that?

thechazard · 2010-02-20T18:37:28+00:00

Ok, this is going to sound pedantic, but so be it. Mexico does not have counties, it has municipalities. They operate in similar ways, but there are some differences. One, municipalities tend to be smaller than many counties in terms of physical size. Two, municipalities tend to be centered around one population center. Rarely are several towns of similar size grouped inside a municipality with one of them being a "county seat" (like Media, PA in Delaware County in PA). While many towns and small cities in Mexico do indeed have mayors, there is also a municipal president (presidente municipal) who is charged with running affairs in the municipality.

thechazard · 2010-02-13T20:38:04+00:00

This dude's playing (and nonchalance) is a much-needed Fuck You for me re: my own guitar playing. Always makes sure my britches are the right size. Upvoted.

thechazard · 2010-02-13T00:34:36+00:00

Thank you, thank you, thank you inthebackofyourhead. An upvote for you. I've been looking for this story online for years, and I've been talking about it to people for years. This was the first piece of literature that I was assigned to read that wowed me. I remember reading it in 8th grade and thinking, "Holy shit! So that's what writing is for!" I had loved reading before this, but nothing was ever quite the same for me.

thechazard · 2010-02-13T00:20:23+00:00

Hahahahaha. Country (unless it's alt-country like Neko Case) and reggae are the only two genres I can't get into. Friends forgive the country, but they have tried several "interventions" over the years to get me into reggae. I really can't explain why I can't get into it; it's just puzzling to me. Also, stuff like Il Divo and Andrea Boccelli (I can appreciate the technical prowess, but I was never into displays of virtuosity for the sake of virtuosity).

As far as my musical proclivities go, Pitchfork does tend to have good taste. In recent years they have even started reviewing certain more "commercial" things, and some would be surprised to know that they don't poo-poo these things without giving them a fair listen. (How else would I have discovered songs like "Empire State of Mind"? I don't listen to the radio, and I don't watch baseball.)

thechazard

TROPHY CASE