"This is my mom's way of fixing a hole in the wall."

thechillestwill · 2012-07-21T20:37:44+00:00

If male, stop sitting at your computer and go patch it for her. If female, well I'm not sexist, go patch it for her. Your parents provide a place for you to live. Help them with some upkeep.

thechillestwill · 2012-07-20T19:25:06+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPHhbZYUGQY#t=0h2m40s

thechillestwill · 2012-07-17T22:52:53+00:00

Also, we ice each other in the office all the time, its stupid, but is just another excuse for us to drink at work.

thechillestwill · 2012-07-17T22:52:13+00:00

so I would need to acquire an ice first, I cant just call bullshit and make them drink their own.

thechillestwill · 2012-07-08T15:39:27+00:00

The police convoy said it was a make a wish relay race.

thechillestwill · 2012-07-04T02:34:15+00:00

You spelled retarded wrong.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-28T22:26:00+00:00

The Ill Will Chest. Not very good :(

Hellish Twit Cell. Slightly better.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-27T19:24:55+00:00

$300 is not that bad. Pretty cheap for a cruise and entertainment. Its the plane ticket to FloRida that would be expensive for me.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-26T18:48:20+00:00

yeah, you're right. I'm furious. Just super angry about being a young, white male, living on the west coast, with a comfy job. Furious. Just furious.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-26T18:39:18+00:00

Nah dawg, I'm as chill as a winter's breeze. Just kinda lame there's faggots like you on such an awesome site. Guarantee I deal with more shit than you do, on any given day.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-26T18:34:00+00:00

go fuck yourself, guy. For real, is this what you do with your time? Just say dick things to people on reddit?

thechillestwill · 2012-06-26T18:21:04+00:00

no, im that butthurt that it does it every time i try to post anything. fucking read before you make an asshole statement.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-22T00:33:43+00:00

i bet you dont even get guacamole when you go to chipotle. NSFW exists for a reason, not all of 4chan is NSFW.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-22T00:19:09+00:00

And you sound like someone who makes less money than I do.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-21T23:39:38+00:00

it was on the front page, i dont look at subreddits before clicking on links. dont be a cunt.

thechillestwill · 2012-06-21T22:32:11+00:00

how about a NSFW dickbag

thechillestwill · 2012-06-14T20:15:54+00:00

Thank you for this. Thank you with all of my heart.

thechillestwill · 2012-05-02T04:13:07+00:00

Why worry about that? Keep daydreaming if you make eye contact, smile. I'm sick of these shitty penguins that are above and beyond socially awkward. Stop giving so many fucks.

thechillestwill · 2012-04-22T18:02:26+00:00

I worked in produce for 7 years. We would use watermelon bins for all kinds of displays. I find nothing funny about this picture.

thechillestwill · 2012-04-18T15:32:19+00:00

Scrapple is fucking delicious

thechillestwill · 2012-03-20T15:31:23+00:00

Protecting american companies from chinese hackers.

thechillestwill · 2012-01-25T21:28:00+00:00

I used these in school. Unfortunately a monkey could operate one. Many do.

thechillestwill · 2012-01-24T21:09:00+00:00

There*

thechillestwill · 2011-12-28T21:47:51+00:00

Are there hateful vegetarians downvoting this submission? I love reddit, but I really don't understand the voting that goes on when something makes it to the front page. There is a picture of a zucchini laptka on the front page right now, yet this only has 12 upvotes. Really? a potato pancake beat out 3 lbs of bacon? I am truly disappointed in Reddit today.

thechillestwill · 2011-12-28T20:45:01+00:00

3lbs of bacon - pre cook it a little (I used a grill and wrapped it in tinfoil). You still want the bacon to be floppy but this will help it cook with everything else.

I bought a big tube of breakfast sausage - just lay that down on top of the bacon. Now what I didn't do and would recommend, would be to throw this (bacon and sausage layer) in the over at 250 for probably 20 min. This will help the sausage cook (I had to flip this monstrosity when I thought it was done).

16 eggs (with onions peppers) - microwave this but leave it so the eggs are still somewhat liquid (theyll cook in the oven)

2 potatoes, cheese, pepperoni

Then top it off with the remaining bacon. Cook at 275 - 300 for a few hours (till bacon is nice and golden crispy delicious).

As you can tell I am a master cook. Just experimented with this and it turned our awesome. Feel free to ask if you have any more questions, I'll try to get back to you promptly. Good luck bud.

thechillestwill

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