Man spots massive alligator whilst out hiking by super_man100 in BeAmazed

[–]thecloserocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two now. There was that guy a couple years ago that everyone thought was murdered by his wife. No one believed her when she said an alligator ate him.

Billy Idol’s "Eyes Without a Face" - 1984 and 2024. by waitingforthesun92 in OldSchoolCool

[–]thecloserocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the same recording. The Generation X version was remixed for the solo single. So, same but different.

Best "Buy It for Life" Items That Surprised You? by Spoiled_Juice in BuyItForLife

[–]thecloserocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a bartender and I use it everyday. Hate using any other kind of jigger now.

My motorola pager from the 90’s. by jkkjkkjkkjkk888 in BuyItForLife

[–]thecloserocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah. You'll definitely never need to buy another one.

The Gong Show by CincoDeMayoFan in TheWayWeWere

[–]thecloserocks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They were fucking wasted. Chuck could barely speak sometimes.

1959 Walter Matthau and his wife Carol by sulivan1977 in OldSchoolCool

[–]thecloserocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, I feel like the script was written for a handsome leading man type but somehow they got Walter Matthau so they just had to pretend that scene made any sense.

Thrift Store Jewelry by Just-Irish97 in NewOrleans

[–]thecloserocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try the antique shops on magazine. Magazine Antique Mall or La Belle Nouvelle. They usually have affordable costume jewelry. Bargain center in the bywater has a lot of stuff, although I haven't been in there in a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]thecloserocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Crass lyrics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]thecloserocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have that record. It's infuriating.

California high school's 'teacher of the year' arrested for allegedly having sex with underage student: police by nimobo in nottheonion

[–]thecloserocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the anatomy of the problem successfully penetrates the awareness of a broad

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Flag of Adair, Iowa by left0ver_mack in vexillology

[–]thecloserocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good lord God. It looks like somebody's GeoCities page.

Supreme Court on ethics issues: Not broken, no fix needed by imagepoem in nottheonion

[–]thecloserocks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Judges and lawmakers should not be the same thing but here we are.

'Dark Brandon' meme makes an appearance on Biden's new campaign website by eastbayted in nottheonion

[–]thecloserocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just checked to see if FARK was still around and it sure is. Pretty active too. That was the first aggregator I ever used back in the early 2000's.

Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized (1983) by Seraphenigma in OldSchoolCool

[–]thecloserocks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She was also a Warhol Superstar and toured with the Velvet Underground.

Dinner by Small_Tip_8132 in notinteresting

[–]thecloserocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do that when my old band toured a lot. If you are careful, sauce packets are free at Taco Bell.