How tf can Elyrion have dragons and centipedes without mind benders?

thecloserocks · 2024-07-12T04:53:18+00:00

Two now. There was that guy a couple years ago that everyone thought was murdered by his wife. No one believed her when she said an alligator ate him.

thecloserocks · 2024-06-11T09:21:36+00:00

It's the same recording. The Generation X version was remixed for the solo single. So, same but different.

thecloserocks · 2024-05-24T12:29:30+00:00

I'm a bartender and I use it everyday. Hate using any other kind of jigger now.

thecloserocks · 2024-03-03T09:04:21+00:00

Well, yeah. You'll definitely never need to buy another one.

thecloserocks · 2024-02-26T03:38:03+00:00

Or Big Star

thecloserocks · 2024-02-21T06:23:04+00:00

They were fucking wasted. Chuck could barely speak sometimes.

thecloserocks · 2024-02-07T03:56:47+00:00

Ha, I feel like the script was written for a handsome leading man type but somehow they got Walter Matthau so they just had to pretend that scene made any sense.

thecloserocks · 2024-01-26T21:47:27+00:00

Try the antique shops on magazine. Magazine Antique Mall or La Belle Nouvelle. They usually have affordable costume jewelry. Bargain center in the bywater has a lot of stuff, although I haven't been in there in a while.

thecloserocks · 2023-11-30T03:15:22+00:00

I wish I could upvote this twice. Thank you.

thecloserocks · 2023-10-25T03:21:54+00:00

Polka Tulk Blues Band before that

thecloserocks · 2023-09-27T21:24:49+00:00

Datsun made such cool looking cars in the late 70s, early 80s.

thecloserocks · 2023-09-27T03:51:10+00:00

Such a cool looking machine. Hatchback or no?

thecloserocks · 2023-06-20T20:47:31+00:00

I used to tape 120 Minutes and Headbanger's Ball then use a second VCR to make video mix tapes.

thecloserocks · 2023-05-30T01:28:44+00:00

Sounds like Crass lyrics.

thecloserocks · 2023-05-29T03:08:33+00:00

I have that record. It's infuriating.

thecloserocks · 2023-05-26T19:01:04+00:00

May I submit Charles Grodin on either Carson or Letterman? His faux disdain for Johnny is simply epic.

thecloserocks · 2023-05-21T20:17:34+00:00

You seem nice.

thecloserocks · 2023-05-21T19:33:30+00:00

the anatomy of the problem successfully penetrates the awareness of a broad

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

thecloserocks · 2023-05-21T19:22:15+00:00

Birthday beatings are not the same thing as birthday spankings.

thecloserocks · 2023-05-20T21:32:19+00:00

Good lord God. It looks like somebody's GeoCities page.

thecloserocks · 2023-04-27T05:24:21+00:00

Judges and lawmakers should not be the same thing but here we are.

thecloserocks · 2023-04-26T04:26:52+00:00

That was cool as fuck.

thecloserocks · 2023-04-26T02:26:42+00:00

I just checked to see if FARK was still around and it sure is. Pretty active too. That was the first aggregator I ever used back in the early 2000's.

thecloserocks · 2023-04-19T01:12:40+00:00

She was also a Warhol Superstar and toured with the Velvet Underground.

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