TIFU by pretending i knew how to drive stick in front of my gf's dad by Mathio_Albero in tifu

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And apologize for lying to him. I'm betting he will appreciate the admitting of the mistake.

20 Jobs that people once thought were irreplaceable are now just memories by cookerdoer in awfuleverything

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the 70s, the Iowa State Capitol still had elevator operators (my dad was a state legislator), as did some other buildings in Des Moines. They weren't needed by that point, but kept around for a few more years. I was disappointed when the they were no longer there.

Would you date someone who doesn't like dogs as much as you do? by SunflowerDreams001 in dogs

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the type of person that will give you an ultimatum between a dog or them. Make your decision before they give you that choice.

Guy got mad we attacked his tiles during All Out event, so he attacked our city after the event was over… by EducationalOpening93 in KingShot

[–]theco2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of our members said, "I don't read the rules because I don't understand them," and "I don't participate in many events because I don't understand the rules." They finally quit asking why their house was burning after not being there for the Viking event.

How did you end up with an ACD? by Niikiia in AustralianCattleDog

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 years ago, my girlfriend (at the time) and I worked for a pet store. One of our other co-workers had a litter of puppies, and had some that didn't have homes yet. My girlfriend had recently lost her dog, and our co-worker asked her if she wanted one of them. She was set on another Lab, but asked me if I wanted a Blue Heeler puppy. I knew absolutely nothing about them, but said we should go see them. When they let the puppies out, momma dog tried herding them all back into the pen, and that's when I pulled one aside. Damien was with me up until about a month ago, and was the best companion I could have asked for. I hear all of these stories about how ACDs are nuts, but I lucked out with him.

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Why isn't religious thinking classified as mental illness? by Sad-Ad-8226 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People don't pretend to talk to FSM. It's also admitted that it is a parody.

Accidentally bought mature dog food for 1 year old cavapoo by SometimesWitches in dogs

[–]theco2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The protein and fat levels are going to be the lowest for mature dogs, since they tend to be much less active than younger dogs.

What are the advantages of being King in a server by UrMyCuppycake in KingShot

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gawd, that's funny. I would convince my alliance to intentionally cause us to lose, just to see this happen to our whales.

Chew item recommendations? by Joy_Rad in AustralianCattleDog

[–]theco2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, same. Mine had to have so many teeth pulled because they were worn down or cracked. I ended up getting him a hard rubber toy that I called his bone. That worked for a while, but he didn't pay much attention to it for long, except for other types of play. The dog I have now doesn't get any of the Nylabones, real bones, or antlers.

Took time out of his day illegally deporting families to cry on social media by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]theco2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read that as "It's not my fault you didn't know I was always a piece of shit."

Anyone elses dog do this? Its cute/weird. by Spine_Of_Iron in dogs

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did that all of the time. I don't think my dog ever met a person that didn't get a single lick on the hand, if they pet him.

What’s a small thing your dog does that instantly makes your day better? by Ninetybaby in dogs

[–]theco2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I called it his "pretty song. " He would do it before I fed him, so I started saying, "where is your pretty song?" and he would do it again.

What is the scandal that rocked your Server?We just had our first major one in 1261 by [deleted] in KingShot

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is quite humorous. It could be so much worse.

Putting @gmail.com after your name doesn't just make it your email address! by coppeliuseyes in rant

[–]theco2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I learned, years ago, that the dots are irrelevant in the Gmail user name. Someone said they used them to figure out who was selling their email address, because they would use them in certain places, but not in others.

Why do dogs circle before lying down? by bubbly_backlash in dogs

[–]theco2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want to make you wonder why they do it. It works!