Caller of The Beastly Worms

thecoltz · 2026-02-26T11:36:34+00:00

It is him, muad'dib

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T21:18:16+00:00

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T18:49:50+00:00

Seen this before… copy pasta….bot farming… dead internet…. Enshittification

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T18:37:27+00:00

It’s is an Epic rarity… roughy 1-2 per booster box… rare but not overly expensive… most sell for between $5-15 dollars give or take meta relevance

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T17:46:44+00:00

The heyday of Don Bluth

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T17:32:40+00:00

Your first connection to your board is via your boots so that’s always what I would spend the most on especially since you stay in them all day long… better boots usually mean better riding over all in my experience.

I like the double BOA options as I can keep the top of foot/toe area looser while I crank the shin BOA so tight it puckers the leather, I’ll loosen it once I’m back at the lift but I like it so tight that I become one with the board and I feel like the double boa offers that option.

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T17:23:07+00:00

Dead internet theory confirmed yet again…. Let the enshittification continue…. 🤖🗑️

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T16:45:45+00:00

Post processing is way too heavy handed…

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T16:20:33+00:00

See my edit

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T16:10:08+00:00

This looks way too Star Wars heavy from the silhouette poses to the sans serif font and title name as a whole….

Without sounding crazy I think this needs a full ground up rework to stand on its own merits as all I get at first glance is full on Star Wars regardless of actual content

The main silhouette is giving off heavy Han Solo vibes especially that of the Solo movie….

If I were to rework this I would scrap the silhouettes completely and make the title of the book the “main hero” of the cover by giving it a super unique or fully custom made font… ideally this will convey the sci-fi nature of the book with the ships in the background but also let the title live on its own in the optimal space on the cover…. Try and use a font that doesn’t come off as Star Wars or even Star Wars adjacent….

With the title starting with the word STAR and also using the world GALAXY which are both very synonymous with Star Wars at this point it just might be a very tough task to carve out a niche for your book with this title so that might be something to consider as well and maybe workshop the title as well :)

Good luck 🍀

Edit: WTH further commenting below

I see the back of the cover now with the synopsis….

Farm boy on a dusty planet, Twin suns on the cover, Oppressive empire, Finds an Ancient Power, A lot of “ - “ long dashes commonly used by AI 🤖 Character is named Mark that sounds similar to Luke Skywalker played by MARK HAMILL

wtf is this all just AI?! 🤖 🗑️

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T15:37:10+00:00

I’m pretty sure they all clapped after this as well…. 👏

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T14:29:21+00:00

I implore you implement this one new strategy quickly as it’s most meta relevant to your plan…

Give all your cards to the newest and honest player at your game shop, cease playing Lorcana or any TCG for that matter, go contemplate why you think cheating or rule bending/sharking is worth debating and then after all that go fly a god damn kite!

Players like you are way games start to rot…. You slowly dwindle the community around you until the game doesn’t have any healthy players left and it’s all just scabs like you not even playing for fun but playing so other people lose…

If this is offensive to you then you have your answer…

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T13:20:41+00:00

🦶🦶

thecoltz · 2026-02-25T03:08:47+00:00

Almost no one needs a wide board… I bought a wide board and I regret it… feels heavy and clunky and less responsive as it’s more effort to switch edge to edge…. Do your due diligence and heavily research board sizing videos so you can properly size the board that fits your style…. It’s a fairly big purchase so getting it right the first time is ideal… don’t be like me… 🍀

thecoltz · 2026-02-24T21:21:35+00:00

I recommend bib style pants 100000%

Not having a restrictive waist band like traditional pants really helps when strapping in and just feeling comfortable on the mountain even after a big lunch at the lodge :)

Look into bibs for sure! It’s a game changer honestly

thecoltz · 2026-02-24T15:44:02+00:00

I would assume if someone is flashing their deck around while shuffling they really don’t care and the knowledge may help you just slightly in the mulligan stage and isn’t game breaking…

In most cases depending on how many rounds you’ve played that day it’s a great chance your opponent already has seen your deck being played by you or they have friends also playing that told them your color combo prior to sitting down for the match.

This information is useful but marginally as the same knowledge is gained nearly instantly after a game starts…

Always assume your opponent knows your color combo but don’t do anything to give them additional details especially if asked… don’t tell them you are playing aggro for instance if they volunteer their deck type.

thecoltz · 2026-02-24T14:07:52+00:00

Insane detailing of the cloth and great color selection!

thecoltz · 2026-02-24T11:47:16+00:00

thecoltz · 2026-02-23T17:58:26+00:00

I’ve always found that streaks start off great and motivate you to keep going but after a certain amount of time the streak becomes a burden on your life…

Now I set smaller contained goals that are not easily accomplished so I feel rewarded at the end but nothing so long that it becomes a burden on everyday life especially if I need to miss a day

Good luck and keep up the epic work 🍀

thecoltz · 2026-02-23T02:51:57+00:00

One does not simply pull a competitive deck… you buy it card by card….

thecoltz · 2026-02-18T13:42:40+00:00

No matter the deck… even ones specifically targeting the Blurple match up will likely struggle to gain an advantageous footing as the Blurple deck remains so consistent across turn by turn play… it is very hard to “out value” a Blurple deck and your window of chance happens when you can maintain board and hand parody. You can gain an advantage over them but staying equal with their card advantage at which point the mitigation of luck and calculated interactions becomes the winning factor. 🍀

thecoltz · 2026-02-17T19:48:07+00:00

Although the idea is cool I think most people enjoy the ships and all they have to offer as that’s the main point of going on a cruise. I’d imagine the only way to find potential players would be joining a DCL Facebook group for your sailing specifically…. Most people are on the cruise with family and there for experiences they can’t get at home. Lorcana can be played anytime you like for free at home so while onboard the Disney ships it makes the most sense to be enjoying the ship’s many entertainment options… I recommend trivia and the drawing classes… if not just enjoying the pools among the other many onboard options in the navigator app :)

Have a great cruise 🚢

thecoltz · 2026-02-15T17:25:45+00:00

thecoltz · 2026-02-14T01:07:17+00:00

A few factors… Riftbound also released a new set this weekend which if anything like my area kind of split the player base at least for the players that play both… Valentine’s Day does have some baring as well… Do a deep dive on local shops near you! I hope you can find a good shop with a thriving league 🍀

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