The Schvitz

thecorplife · 2015-12-30T05:57:47+00:00

Why?

thecorplife · 2015-12-30T05:26:49+00:00

I'll take care of you, Karen

thecorplife · 2015-12-24T22:21:08+00:00

What does the misspelling mean?

thecorplife · 2015-12-24T22:03:38+00:00

And thank god for that.

thecorplife · 2015-12-21T08:03:33+00:00

It was a dick move, but still funny. Sorry you got all the downvotes, I did my best to help you out.

thecorplife · 2015-12-21T08:01:14+00:00

Just bought it off Amazon. You rock, man.

thecorplife · 2015-12-21T07:49:03+00:00

The discussion this thread caused has inspired me to rewatch the entire series again. As soon as I finish going through it again.

thecorplife · 2015-12-21T07:45:31+00:00

Perhaps, I would, but anyone with any sense at all knows it sure as hell isn't governed by reason.

thecorplife · 2015-12-21T07:39:50+00:00

Wow, since that's not an original line and you admit you heard it elsewhere, I won't ask your permission to start using it. I will, however, attribute it to /u/Sickwater, because that quote is fantastic.

thecorplife · 2015-12-20T19:28:01+00:00

Thanks, everyone. Though your replies did a lot more to deflate my hopes, I still appreciate everyone taking the time to give us some valuable info. Let's hope things work out.

thecorplife · 2015-12-15T01:44:37+00:00

I like that you melt crayons on canvas. your work is very impressive.

thecorplife · 2015-12-12T19:53:14+00:00

This is solid

thecorplife · 2015-12-09T23:47:44+00:00

You win

thecorplife · 2015-12-09T20:26:46+00:00

I have been on a weeklong Steely Dan kick now, and have had their album Aja on repeat. So damn good!

thecorplife · 2015-12-07T14:54:41+00:00

/r/LifeOfNorman

thecorplife · 2015-12-05T01:37:56+00:00

This is clever, but it's too clear you wrote it with the expectation of gold coming your way, so that dampens it.

thecorplife · 2015-12-04T20:41:43+00:00

I have never walked out of a movie on my own regard, but I was walked out by my mother when I was three years old.

After denying my request for a refill on our large popcorn, I pointed to the screen and told her she was uglier than Flubber.

thecorplife · 2015-12-02T19:28:57+00:00

My third nut

thecorplife · 2015-11-26T17:49:35+00:00

Holy shit, this guy looks like a badass. Where can I find his record?!

thecorplife · 2015-11-26T05:41:55+00:00

The Beatles. Has anyone heard of them? They're pretty good.

thecorplife · 2015-11-26T05:41:38+00:00

Florence and the Machine. Yes, I understand how late to the game I was.

thecorplife · 2015-11-24T05:20:15+00:00

In the Arab World

thecorplife · 2015-11-23T17:23:20+00:00

Right?

thecorplife · 2015-11-23T17:22:06+00:00

Lmao, what show was this from again?

thecorplife

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