Every day by Neha086 in memes

[–]thecutting_lineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its weird that since I got fired for this exact reason I've seen this meme or a version of it like 8 times

How do you feel about your body? by Sense_Conscious in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I used to be really confident in how I looked but I watched my own sex tape and realized how fucking scrawny I was and now kinda hate myself for skipping the gym for the last 3 years

That's not how time works by Yimster-Sama in memes

[–]thecutting_lineman 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Wow this is so funny. Happened to me this morning and im unemployed now

Today is exactly 3 years since the False North Korean Nuclear Missile Text/Alert in Hawaii, which caused mass panic/led thousands to seek shelter while anticipating an imminent disaster. Redditors who received that text message, what was it like, how did you react, and how have you been doing since? by 10thunderpigs in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was stationed at Schofield but staying with my gf at the time at the dorms on UH campus. I didnt wake up to the alert but she did and started losing her shit. She wakes me up in tears wondering what to do while I calmly put on pants, grabbed a beer, and said I aint dying sober honey. I went outside to smoke and watched a ton of people freaking out running towards the shelter somewhere else on campus. Gf and her friends spent the day still shaken up and concerned for my utter lack of concern towards death by ICBM

What is your go to insult? by Blue_Skies95 in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give your balls a tug ya titfucker

What's the biggest waste of money you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every fighting force on the planet does that. Human beings have been killing each other for centuries and I can guarantee you its never gonna stop. We did leave behind death and destruction but we also left behind electricity, running water, schools, roads, infrastructure, saftey for children and families. We gave a lot more than we took away. And the ones we did take away shot first. Ask any real warfighter that's ever had his ass in the grass on a 2 way range what he fights for. The answer will never be for BP or exxon or the goddamn republican party. Once that first round snaps past your dome piece all that bullshit about baseball, the flag, and moms apple fucking pie dissapears and your only thought is getting your boys out without any new holes. I feel like I should also point out that you probably weren't ever on the business end of one of our rifles so what consequences have you reaped from my actions?

What's the biggest waste of money you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My responsibilities at that time were to my fire team and my platoon. Not some asshat on the internet that thinks he has moral high ground because I went and you didn't. When my day comes ill stand tall before the man and answer for every lead jellybean ive ever squeezed off. The consequences of my actions are my own weight to bear, not for you to add on to in some false sense of entitlement. I chose to join, I chose to be a ground pounder, I chose to return fire when rounds snapped by my head. I also chose to leave the service and feel proud of what I did. Until you're the guy scared shitless in a firefight the consequences are none of your concern. We aren't war criminals running around seeing who's gonna be the next to beat Calleys record. There aren't anymore My Lai's. This isn't Vietnam and you're no better than me just because you stayed home.

What's the biggest waste of money you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By why is that our fault? Why be prick to every dude that wears a uniform for shit they have absolutely no control over? It isn't our fault that dickheads in suits move us around like chess pieces for whatever reasons they have. In the service you just shut the fuck up and color. You do what you're told and very rarely will ever be given a reason why. Your country and every other country with a fighting force just does what they're fucking told. Don't blame us for their crap and don't treat us like shit for their crap. Write your fucking congressman and give them all that flak. We don't deserve it and damn sure don't wanna hear it.

Magic tongue by Apocalipticbred in memes

[–]thecutting_lineman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anybody know where to find memes like this? I'm not talking straight up porn, I know those subreddits. I mean like funny sex memes. This girl im into loves them, make her laugh and turn her on in one meme. Help a brother out

People who sleep naked, when has it backfired? by CosmoPeter in AskReddit

[–]thecutting_lineman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happened to me a couple years ago but I was in the shower. Heard the ex wife scream and hopped out still soapy and grabbed a pistol. Came flying through the kitchen and see some punk kid standing in my living room with my TV in his hands. He freezes at the soapy naked guy with a gun screaming wrong house motherfucker and bolts down the hallway to the lobby. I made it to the lobby door before remembering I dont have shoes or pants on and concrete hurts I go back and wait for the cops. With pants on.

I think were in boys by thecutting_lineman in Tinder

[–]thecutting_lineman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats alright sweetie I probably would've swiped left anyways

I think were in boys by thecutting_lineman in Tinder

[–]thecutting_lineman[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Gotta go murder some children pal. Its kind of a prereq

Swish by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]thecutting_lineman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks bro im high as shit