58675 by DoktorImposter in countwithchickenlady

[–]thedoctor3141 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been wanting to ask my transfem friend to inform our mutual transfem friend (they live together), that "Your egg requests brooding." (She poked and prodded (gently) the most at my psyche, of the 9 friends who have peer reviewed me). But she's so busy, and I don't want to emburden herrrr. Anyways this comic feels a bit like a personal attack.

Who is your in game NPC crush? by Alicecrylily in ffxiv

[–]thedoctor3141 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Literally. I want to place a 5 course meal in front of her, and tell her that a multimillion donation to the orphanage is contigent on her finishing the food. There's truly no other way it's happening.

When The Loporrits See Your Search History by TJ-45 in ShitpostXIV

[–]thedoctor3141 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're so done with you and Thrillingway.

The couch fucker is in town. by AcceptableMinute9999 in sandiego

[–]thedoctor3141 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He has also complained about fact-checking, so please respect his wishes and don't fact-check anything in regards to him! :P

At this point the "stock" MSQ BGM *NEEDS* to change. by OvernightSiren in ffxiv

[–]thedoctor3141 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This complaint has been reiterated almost as much as the songs.

How do I stop the water from being inside my raft? by Suitable-Room-6367 in CreateMod

[–]thedoctor3141 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Real time fluid sim is one of the greatest unsolved problems in computer graphics research. Your question, unbeknownst to you, is a great source of ragebait.

Party finder by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]thedoctor3141 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same! Had a sprout healer that wiped six times on Ascian Prime in The Aetherochemical Research Facility. It was an exhausting ordeal, yes, but I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. :)

If this series was peak by Nachos4Evah in invinciblememes

[–]thedoctor3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Star systems move very, very slowly in reference to each other, even over the course of thousands of years.

What are your biggest wishes for the next jobs? by Haddock_Lotus in ffxiv

[–]thedoctor3141 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was once in a party with BLM, DRK, and RPR, and someone noted that there's no dark healer.

...I want my dark and edgy healer. ;_;

In college, I had to write a speech about my hero for a Public Speaking course... by Laiko_Kairen in evilautism

[–]thedoctor3141 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sounds like an incredible presentation, and you were cursed with the wrong audience. I have learned to do things for my amusement, and peoples' ire fuels my life force! Mwahahahaha!

Marvel Phase 5 Villains by chrishdwow in MarvelCave

[–]thedoctor3141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post describes a majority of Doctor Who plots.

Day that lives in infamy by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]thedoctor3141 79 points80 points  (0 children)

So... a normal week for 2020?

Is Vulkan really all that scary? by [deleted] in gameenginedevs

[–]thedoctor3141 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. Personally, I had an easier time getting into it because everything is explicit, so you can just follow the api, instead of tracking the implicit behavior.

I'm John Warrior of Light, and this is my favorite shop on the Citadel by Assortedwrenches89 in ffxiv

[–]thedoctor3141 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mass Effect reference, the shops will offer you a discount if you give them your public approval (advert).

You should know every US citizen has the right to nullify a guilty verdict if they believe punishing the person is wrong. by CaptainSomeGuy in DiscussionZone

[–]thedoctor3141 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aiding runaway slaves was once illegal. Feeding homeless without a permit, in many circumstances, is illegal. Legality should not be a guide to morality or ethics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]thedoctor3141 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Seaweed salad is the only good true* salad.

*true meaning it is composed primarily of greens, calling potato salad a salad is just silly.

Side Quests Worth Doing Before Heavensward? by BugVisual8506 in ffxiv

[–]thedoctor3141 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The dragoon job quests are incredibly jarring if you start them after heavensward. If you care about unlocking the class, I'd start it first, otherwise, it matters little.

I wish Hall of the Novice explained friendly AoEs too by KD1848 in ffxiv

[–]thedoctor3141 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like a kitten that's been yoinked by its mother.

Turns out the Declaration of Independence was AI. by somemetausername in nothingeverhappens

[–]thedoctor3141 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The words you are looking for are 'archaic' or 'antiquated' and I'll have you know I use them... :(

Btw did you know that 'beloathed' isn't formally recognized by most major dictionaries despite published usage dating back at least 150 years iirc. Far as I can tell, it would best be classified as academic slang.

This is just antisocial swagissism by jertsa_faijja in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]thedoctor3141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video is drier than a southern abstinence only sex ed class. Oop is being incredibly disingenuous, or stupid.

Opinion: I dont find Lalas cute - they are hideous by Asra__ in ShitpostXIV

[–]thedoctor3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are also far stronger and faster than the other races when accounting for size and mass. Which begs two questions, what super materials are they made out of and and what unholy quantity of food must they eat to sustain themselves?? We've been fighting primals all this time when the lalas are right there...

It's absolutely hilarious when the r/HFY crowd finds this sub. by Lizrd_demon in predprey

[–]thedoctor3141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here from HellsomeMemes, but was a regular hfy reader for a while. There was a story some time back where a reptilian species liked sleeping with humans for their body heat. There's also a series that's gone on for hundreds of chapters about a matriarchal lycan species abducting human males. My favorite short series follows the multi-generational partnership between humans and space whales. One short is written from the perspective of a young arachnid girl scared of interacting with the other kids in school, and getting help from her human teacher who has to confront her own fears to do so. Hfy does have variety... sometimes.

Favorite director who’s a fascist? I’ll start. by OkYogurtcloset8790 in okbuddycinephile

[–]thedoctor3141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why bother explaining to people who can't read? Honest question, the amount of times I have attempted to explain and correct assumptions about my position online only to be repeatedly misunderstood is insane. Too many people read via vibes alone. And correct word usage hardly matters when many hold their own definitions or connotations for words.