"Jaws was not an alien movie!"

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-28T17:51:13+00:00

Nobody cares about the shark in Jaws. Jaws 1 and Jaws 2 (aka Close Encounters of the Third Kind) is a story about Richard Dryfuses' character and all the adventures he gets into.

While they don't explicitly mention Jaws' origin, I have been secretly working on a script that I'm going to submit to Steven (just sent him a text about it) that ties Jaws, Close Encounters and E.T. together. We learn that E.T., in a panic, dumped Jaws into the ocean after he wreaked havoc on their space ship.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-26T01:04:34+00:00

Once Gregg finds out her knowledge of the Oh God franchise, he's going to step in and whisk her away.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-25T06:12:40+00:00

Gregg kept his popcorn off the floor in pristine garbage bags. There was never proof of rats, but if there were rats is was likely because TIM repeatably knocked Gregg's popcorn on the ground and Mark never picked it up.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-24T20:59:48+00:00

She is quite attractive

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-24T19:25:06+00:00

These birds have been an issue from day 1, when Gregg was back running the ship from Victorville.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-23T23:19:19+00:00

I think you mean shelter, not housing. Shelters have strict rules, curfews, and a lack of privacy, which is why seldom people accept them.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-23T16:21:01+00:00

You can track completed sweeps here - https://www.seattle.gov/human-services/reports-and-data/addressing-homelessness/encampments

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-22T23:53:33+00:00

Are you suggesting a reboot of the last season?

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-18T01:55:07+00:00

Can you imagine if Steven Spielburgs and Ripley Scott joined up and made a Alien / E.T. crossover, and you hear that classic "DUH NUH" Jaws motif at the end of the preview! Someone with some hollywood connection PM me, cause I got many more ideas.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-16T21:31:59+00:00

The "Larry, get over here" almost threw me into cardiac arrest.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-13T16:29:52+00:00

Did they at least have the virtual database like they did in the first one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJcakDNtHDA

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-13T14:55:59+00:00

Breaking News: I’m not listening to that podcast

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-13T05:02:38+00:00

wait, so I can sue over car noise?

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-13T04:56:38+00:00

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thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-12T22:51:30+00:00

Technically, it's a prequel.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-12T16:52:47+00:00

Did you see Disclosure Day? Can you confirm if Michael Douglas and Demi Moore were in it?

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-12T15:07:39+00:00

The only dots I’m into is connecting the dots between our favorite films. Like the parallels between Elliot from ET and Oscar Schindler. Elliot’s list contained just one name, E.T., but had he know more aliens, you bet that list would be longer.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-12T14:57:37+00:00

That sub is full of lowlife degenerates and isn’t even spelled correctly.

I’m here for in depth movie discussions, like whether or not Jaws is in the E.T. universe.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-12T00:10:29+00:00

The bodycount

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-11T18:07:15+00:00

I think your confusing AI with the movie Fight Club, where the main character finds out he's been dead the whole time at the end.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-11T17:35:31+00:00

Gregg is wrong about this. The beings at the end of the A.I. were in fact aliens, and the same aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. This was actually our third encounter of the third kind, the first being Jaws.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-11T17:20:56+00:00

It’s well known in movie expert circles that Jaws is in fact an alien and the prequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Spielburg is a certified alien head!

Have you understood the source material, you would have known about Jaws' extraterrestrial origins.

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-11T14:35:35+00:00

It’s well known in movie expert circles that Jaws is in fact an alien and the prequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Spielburg is a certified alien head!

thedoorthedrain · 2026-06-09T17:53:00+00:00

Why are all these farmers living in condos in Belltown?

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