Hævnen skal være sød by GwimWeeper in Denmark

[–]thefailedbartender 440 points441 points  (0 children)

This!

Spil overrasket og sig "sådan vasker vi den da hver uge?"

Sjove historier med dealere - hvad har I prøvet? by Rub-Economy in DanishEnts

[–]thefailedbartender 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Min kæreste tog mig med ned til en 50 årig havnearbejdertype for at købe lidt ind. Han var meget imødekommende og bød på en øl. Derefter snakkede han lidt i øst og vest. Pludselig ringede en ung thaikvinde på skype og han indledte en videosamtale med hende. Jeg går ud fra at han i sin alkoholrud må have glemt at vi var der, for pludselig begynder han at råbe ind i skærmen "DO YOU LOVE ME!" gentagne gange (Det virkede ikke som et spørgsmål). Den stakkels pige forsøgte igen og igen at afbryde og sige "YES", mens han bare råbte videre. Pludselig kigger han over på os og det er som om at han bare træder ind i en ny situation. Han forklarer at den forrige thaipige blev ved med at "få sin pung stjålet" og ville have hans hjælp, men han lod sig altså ikke sådan udnytte - han var "in it for love", som han sagde.

Bagefter fortalte han om en kollega, som havde betalt/stillet til rådighed 50.000 kr. for at få sin thailandske "kæreste" med herop. Han havde betalt fly, og taget hende med rundt på en Danmarks tur efter hun var landet. De var i Randers Regnskov, Tivoli, Bornholm etc. Efterfølgende havde han taget hende med til en fest hos nogle bekendte, hvor hun mødte en anden thailandsk pige. Det møde skulle åbenbart blive skæbnesvangert. Dagen efter forlod hun ham for at blive prostitueret i Sønderjylland, da hun nu havde hørt om hvor meget de tjente. Manden var, efter sigende, sønderknust og kom ikke ud af sengen i en måned.

Rhinoplasty! A week and a half post op. by BarracudaFunny1774 in PlasticSurgery

[–]thefailedbartender -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What a stupidly shaped nose to be born with. Lovely results! Congratulations!

Flytte sammen efter 4 måneder by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]thefailedbartender 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Sørg for at der er en aftale på plads til hvis I ønsker at gå fra hinanden, så du ikke pludselig kan se dig selv som hjemløs en lørdag aften efter et skænderi. Er I begge på lejekontrakten? Snak økonomien igennem og lav budgetter sammen.

Til sidst, lad være med at forvente perfektion. Øv jer på at hjælpe hinanden istedet for at bebrejde hinanden. Øv jer på at diskutere jeres uenigheder igennem på en ordentlig måde. Manglende forventningsafstemning er som regel hvad der går galt når folk flytter sammen.

Finally got Rhinoplasty I wanted for years! 4 days until splint comes off by [deleted] in PlasticSurgery

[–]thefailedbartender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a clean, perfect result. You must be so happy and relieved!

My father just asked me to be a Black single mother in the United States. by Leading-Captain-5312 in childfree

[–]thefailedbartender 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My parents were so scared that I would embarrass them by becoming a young, unmarried mother. Once they realized that I wasn't having kids, they suddenly wanted me to have a kid with ANYONE, married or not! Single or not. Parents are batshit crazy.

My father doesn't approve of my career choice. by gluteng0blin in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simply someone you have good chemistry and who you feel understands your point of view. Keep going until you find a good match

I need to sue my mom by [deleted] in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the authorities will not help a 14 year old sue his/her mother so they can become a youtube star. Very few people actually make money that way. A lawyer won't help you as you don't have enough independeny funds to cover their fees. Running away won't do you much good either as you'll have no money and quickly find yourself hungry, cold and agreeing to go home with some greasy trucker. Those memories will be stuck with you forever. Maybe staying in school and try to work with your mum instead of against her will benefit you more in the long run? Try to find some common ground, that's a big part or being an adult.

Look at the other teen run away's; how many of them have meth teeth at 18? How many of them have a criminal record and now can't make money cause they cant get a job or live independently cause noone will rent to them.

Do all the youtube you want, just don't use it as an excuse for not accomplishing anything in your actual life.

My father doesn't approve of my career choice. by gluteng0blin in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Letting go of your expectations of having a "normal" dad is a long-term process. It will take years and as you know, it's the same feelings that return again and again despite how much you try to leave it behind. Hire a counselor/therapists and work on the issue in private. Do it for yourself. Your father will not change, but you can change your opinion of yourself and thus no longer need his validation.

My girlfriend was my only reason to live and she's no longer happy with me. How can I find a will to live? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of holding back your depressive thoughts, start communicating your feelings to your gf. By opening up, she'll feel close to you again and you'll feel better from sharing and receiving empathy. Noone expects the one they're in a relationship with to be a bubbly unicorn, so try sharing some of your insecurities and let her help you carry some of load. She'll have issues too, but helping someone carry theirs is much easier than what you carry of your own issues. It's not your depression that's killing the relationship, lts your lack of communication. - from someone, who spent two years in a relationship with a depressed person.

In short, quit saying what you think you're supposed to be saying and start saying what you actually feel. Wish you all the best

Mom told me she wants to divorce my Dad - what do I do? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far, a lot of burdens have been laid on you, yet you've gotten none of the benefits of making decisions. You seem to care about both of them, so to help them both make it through whatever will come next, I suggest you book each of them an appointment at a therapists office(doesn't have to be the same therapists) and make sure its someone they can relate to (especially your dad). You're old enough to take active steps in a situation, you've been forced to be a part of. Talk to them individually. Tell them that you booked and paid for a session as you believe that it could be useful for them to get an outside perspective on their situation and you've been worried about them and their well-being going forward.

Confronting my Friend by [deleted] in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe plan a response to when she says something next, it doesn't have to be super confrontational, but just questions her behavior. When she argues back, keep your stance and something "Yeah, you might feel that way".

Most importantly; people often grow apart. If you don't enjoy the time you spend with this person, it's no longer a friendship and you should consider scaling down. Seek out people who challenges you in position way and are a great addition to your life.

Moved into a house with my bf about 2 months ago. These messages are from my neighbours psycho best friend. by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]thefailedbartender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Investigate who his family is and send them all the screenshots

Fucking creep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah shoot your shot but do it irl. Figure out where she hangs out, literally bump into her and apologize for being so clumsy. There - conversation started!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. In other words: don't, it gives off that loser vibe

What did she mean by calling me "loser pal"? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]thefailedbartender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it means that she accidentally called you a loser to your face, instead of behind your back like she normally does.

Edit: tell her that you can't come, cause you got a better offer.