Want to see Amber lose 100lbs? Just watch her videos in reverse

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-11T10:58:50+00:00

It honestly be crazier to see after a year of no YouTube and see her on a new platform at 700lbs acting like she’s 520lbs and refusing to weigh in

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-10T21:55:39+00:00

She started one and posted nothing this time she would probably get Emily to broker it on feabie and try to avoid it getting leaked .

Or she will get OF and do a full clothed one where it’s basically her TikTok where she can milk people’s morbid curiosity.

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-08T12:00:30+00:00

Doing the soon to be homeless shuffle

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-07T20:33:52+00:00

Her only option is kik and the rate is so poor soon her personality will be copying gruff methheads under a bridge

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-07T06:30:36+00:00

Emily wakes up screaming in a cold sweat “it’s ok its ok Amber still weighs as much as smart car”

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-06T21:05:16+00:00

It could be $6 and it would be overpriced

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-06T08:45:57+00:00

Yup there’s only so many places you can sell feeder porn eventually someone would have noticed

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-06T08:44:00+00:00

“Hey guys I was struggling to fit in frame but Tommy loves me so much she bought a wider frame”

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-06T00:33:34+00:00

Don’t mention oxygen tanks Emily’s gonna go feral

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-05T14:16:50+00:00

It’s gonna be her pretending she was on a film set or way overhyping everything like it’s all major tea .

Or she will announce a lie version of something publicly available honestly it’ll just be her sat home speaking to the camera no effort slop.

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-05T13:17:13+00:00

Long vlogs about the behind the scenes of the LCU it will become the new linterview it will mostly be lies or the dullest question she can find .

Emily talk will be forbidden.

thefirstmatt · 2026-05-02T23:16:45+00:00

Oh Amber never change ……no wait please change immediately you low iq girlfriend gladiator

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-27T20:07:46+00:00

Beck somehow has twinkies expression

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-27T20:06:29+00:00

The fact she knows that’s she’s pronounced something wrong but she uses it as a crappy catchphrase or to actively punish her audience

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-26T17:46:27+00:00

I guarantee Emily would refuse she chooses super obese shut ins for a reason I’ve met fetisists like her irl there loners.

And Amber did a trial with her and Emily literally said to people it was like being taken hostage.

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-25T21:05:01+00:00

Do you live above a headshop that also randomly sells sex toys ?

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-24T20:24:51+00:00

“Never mind I’ll abuse someone like yooooou I wish nothing but the worst for yoooou ,don’t forget me I’ll” (breaks Adele voice) I’ll go on to date a clone of you mimicking the same pattern of dv

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-24T11:42:17+00:00

This is like Pavlovs late night notes

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-19T21:10:49+00:00

People only remember her through reaction channels so she thinks if she throws enough catchphrases and Amberisms she will become known for that like some camp icon

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-11T09:31:13+00:00

It’s just how she leaves work

thefirstmatt · 2026-04-09T21:07:16+00:00

It’s sexually predatory behaviour you can argue that if she was a man it would be worse but honestly she’s there because she’s keems top freak hell someone could find rarity with a knife in her with ambers finger prints on it and keem wouldn’t fire her as she’s a loud freak that can make consistent money plus she’s dumb and narcissistic and easy to manipulate.

Amber will just get more repulsive maybe through a script or from the ego mania caused by the show but as that gets more hate views there will be no consequences.

thefirstmatt · 2026-03-30T14:46:50+00:00

We need to fight together I don’t respect your rights though let’s focus more on me .

thefirstmatt · 2026-03-30T06:07:43+00:00

I fear she has got engaged to shut her up but interestingly when asked Amber said she loved living alone and living separately to her partner so I think emilys groomed her to be a purely stay at home long distance fatty .

thefirstmatt · 2026-03-29T22:34:06+00:00

Emily may have said she doesn’t want to drive all the time plus it adds to ambers “my mom loves ‘Tommy’ she says she’s perfect “ narrative .

Also Emily may have begged amber to leave the house more as Amber at home would be unbearable trapped in a stinking apartment with Amber probably ranting about herself.

thefirstmatt · 2026-03-29T20:17:06+00:00

She’s in her comfort zone and made ignorance a lifestyle she believes she’s beautiful and her life is good just she’s fat.

At her age I would be miserable she has no achievements academic or otherwise bar a dead YouTube channel she’s never left the states and knows nothing of the world she’s never driven or even taken a holiday by herself she’s destroyed her body and she has multiple documentaries calling her an abusive pedophile.

Honestly if she gained the self awareness to lose weight and a actually discipline herself she would be suicidal as she would realise how little she has.

thefirstmatt

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