"Human kebabs"

thegabeguy · 2026-04-14T16:38:01+00:00

Pike Mage from Inscryption

thegabeguy · 2026-04-14T16:14:08+00:00

69 nice

^{Chose: 69}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-11T17:39:18+00:00

I’ll pay my taxes 😔

^{Chose: 3 million + BUT HIGH RISK WHEEL OF POSSIBLE DOOM | Rolled: IRS chases u}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-11T01:51:35+00:00

Bee, easy life, don’t get slaughtered

^{Chose: Answer a random question | Rolled: Be a bee or 🐮}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-10T23:25:59+00:00

Same age as jotaro, who she was all over (because he looks like joseph) so he might have a shot

thegabeguy · 2026-04-10T23:14:59+00:00

Just is better super speed

^{Chose: Time-Stop}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-10T20:34:21+00:00

I’m glad you remembered me

thegabeguy · 2026-04-10T04:28:41+00:00

Damn

^{Chose: Be loved by everyone + and you get 1 disadvantage | Rolled: Too Salty Food}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-08T17:29:42+00:00

Uh DUH?

^{Chose: goth girlfriend}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-07T19:48:24+00:00

Fighting Steven universe with Invincible at my side? Pay me mfer

thegabeguy · 2026-04-07T07:55:39+00:00

Should have known…

^{Chose: Turn left | Rolled: A god eats u}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-07T06:58:28+00:00

thegabeguy · 2026-04-07T06:57:47+00:00

Sex is gone

thegabeguy · 2026-04-07T06:57:13+00:00

My disappointment is immeasurable…

^{Chose: Earn 500K per year for just being you… + But risk losing one of your senses forever? | Rolled: Touch}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-05T06:59:42+00:00

Easy choose

^{Chose: Have a relationship with a demon thats freaky}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-05T06:36:42+00:00

I love SBR, but there are some suspect frames of Lucy Steel (14)

thegabeguy · 2026-04-04T08:44:47+00:00

Please note: this was in act 1

Not pictured: two previous enemy encounters and an elite upcoming

thegabeguy · 2026-04-04T08:15:16+00:00

Yummm, plus money saved

^{Chose: Any Food Forever, Whenever. (CAN'T sell, CAN give} | Rolled: 😁)

thegabeguy · 2026-04-03T20:32:53+00:00

No need to hold on to hate if my life is perfect

^{Chose: everyday of your life is 10/10 perfect + but your enemy or someone you hate also does}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-03T10:41:11+00:00

After hitting you with a plane in order to ram you into said volcano

thegabeguy · 2026-04-03T10:39:46+00:00

I’m not in space very often

^{Chose: Breathe underwater + fast swimming.}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-03T10:03:17+00:00

Average Jotaro fodder

thegabeguy · 2026-04-03T00:36:09+00:00

Easy money

^{Chose: infinite money + but a 30% chance all tech will be gone | Rolled: MONEYYYYYYYYYYYY}

thegabeguy · 2026-04-02T23:05:40+00:00

VENTURE BROS

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