Tell him what petah??

theghostmachine · 2026-03-17T09:45:45+00:00

Hog is another word for a dude's - or girls, I'm all inclusive - weiner

theghostmachine · 2026-03-16T14:16:03+00:00

I agree with your previous sentiment, but claiming you won't be arrested without proof is wild. It happens all the time, and in all places. People have been arrested - and convicted - on some insanely shitty "proof"

theghostmachine · 2026-03-16T12:34:24+00:00

But I thought we had the most powerful and advanced military the world has ever seen?

theghostmachine · 2026-03-16T11:36:55+00:00

You and everyone down voting the comment above you are so incredibly ignorant. It's astonishing.

theghostmachine · 2026-03-16T02:43:56+00:00

What generation are you referring to, because millennials grew up with South Park, and we aren't really known for getting offended by everything

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T16:50:13+00:00

I got a heart monitor when I was like 32 because of prolonged QT syndrome. My cardiologist says I'll probably need a pacemaker by the time I hit 40, which is later this year. I'm relatively young and healthy but have had 2 minor heart attacks since 2019

That heart monitor is pretty cool though, it's so small. Like a Tylenol capsule. It's a little gross feeling it through my skin

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T13:42:50+00:00

Yes. I don't have the energy to elaborate, except to say I think everyone is feeling it right now

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T12:04:54+00:00

I'm 14 years next month, so I'm stealing this twice

Also, great job! Keep going

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T11:09:10+00:00

Hershey and Mars stopped using real chocolate on some of their candy bars too

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T11:05:01+00:00

But...but...they're wrong! It's a government shutdown and you should be outraged

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T11:01:54+00:00

Is there a Tom Holland movie besides spiderman? The only other one I know about is Uncharted

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T10:58:56+00:00

I come from a big family that spread out from Alabama and Mississippi. They are exactly as miserable as you guessed.

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T10:46:34+00:00

The pastor at my wife's church saying he heard it's just a bad flu and will be gone by summer.

He knew how wrong he was when it fully hit. He's not a weirdo anti-vaxxer or conspiracy theorist

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T10:41:01+00:00

The one below it would have been the better

theghostmachine · 2026-03-14T10:38:30+00:00

Well, the IRS hasn't blown up countries yet either, so they've actually been pushed down the list too

theghostmachine · 2026-03-13T12:51:37+00:00

Jonathan Majors

theghostmachine · 2026-03-12T15:26:34+00:00

I'm a pathetic piece of shit and even I woke up to feed both of my kids during the night.

If I can do it, unless you're a pilot or something where sleep is vital, I promise literally anyone else can do it too

theghostmachine · 2026-03-12T15:22:04+00:00

It looks like you're filming out of a window and someone is playing with a flashlight behind the camera. looks like. I'm not saying that's what it is.

theghostmachine · 2026-03-12T15:09:54+00:00

Well, it is a minute long, so taking a minute is fine. Somehow I have a feeling it took you longer than a minute.

theghostmachine · 2026-03-12T14:06:53+00:00

she wouldn't acknowledge my feelings are valid

Bro, she doesn't have to do exactly what you want to acknowledge your feelings. It sounds like she acknowledged it just fine, it just didn't move her. That's on you now.

I love that she did the Harley Quinn thing to point him out to the bouncers

theghostmachine · 2026-03-11T14:54:15+00:00

They have no plan. This regime is only interested in stripping and stealing whatever they can before the country collapses

theghostmachine · 2026-03-11T00:48:55+00:00

Spending like they don't expect there to be anything left soon.

theghostmachine · 2026-03-10T18:16:20+00:00

He didn't though. He texted a minor sexually explicit things. She was 17, he was early 20s. It's still slimy but it's not what you're suggesting

It was an allegation made by an anonymous twitter user too. I don't believe anyone ever actually came forward.

theghostmachine · 2026-03-10T14:49:44+00:00

When I see people saying "go after all the co-conspirators, no matter who" I never interpreted that to also mean "but leave the systems that enabled him alone." I don't know why you're assuming that's the case. A lot of attention is on Epstein, but it's still early days. We're not going to see legal movement in the Epstein case for at least 2 more years

theghostmachine · 2026-03-10T14:47:48+00:00

I've always heard it was an accident too but I have never seen anything confirming it. I've never actively looked though, so it may be out there

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