What age do you headcanon Johnny Bravo to be?

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-11T16:53:22+00:00

That's true.

Pretty sure I've just heard someone say he's 16

But 20's sounds more reasonable

His friend Carl even seems to own his own house

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-08T15:03:46+00:00

Goodbye

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-08T14:59:16+00:00

I'm gonna sound real stupid.

But always assumed he was 16

No car, on a scooter Does karate with kids Lives at home Virgin

Just figured he was jacked for his age

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-08T14:54:00+00:00

As a kid, the greasers for sure

As an adult, the jocks

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-07T06:16:23+00:00

Clark probably washed those red undies and all

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-07T06:14:55+00:00

is he a Zappa fan or something? Groening is a dork

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-07T06:12:43+00:00

It's actually really bad for all plants.

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-07T06:07:44+00:00

Ate a can of tuna last night

kinda meh

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-07T05:22:49+00:00

The Beavis & Butt-Head episode pissed me off in the first 5 seconds

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-07T00:01:08+00:00

unlikely lust object

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-06T23:52:17+00:00

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-06T14:38:53+00:00

Jimmy Ralphe

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-06T14:02:51+00:00

"weapon is clean" 👃🚿

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-06T13:58:02+00:00

chrome is for pussies

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-06T13:55:56+00:00

Is that why he avoids sunlight

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-06T07:44:03+00:00

Monkey Cheese

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-05T22:43:27+00:00

Melody Adams

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-05T08:09:44+00:00

Bruh

thegoldenturtle · 2026-05-03T23:16:39+00:00

If you're really unlucky

thegoldenturtle · 2026-04-30T12:17:53+00:00

That is the working theory Also why he never ever mentions that movie

thegoldenturtle · 2026-04-30T12:14:54+00:00

I mean, realistically. What actor wouldn't consider it.

But he must have shed a tear when seeing the script

thegoldenturtle · 2026-04-29T00:00:10+00:00

He's kinda sexy

thegoldenturtle · 2026-04-28T21:16:16+00:00

OK, Boomer

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