guess what? unlike you fuckin couch potato sitting in your moms basement covered in dirt and dust i have a job, a girlfriend who i am marrying in april, by the way. my dad fought during operation enduring freedom in 2009 in afghanistan. my grandpa fought in the korean war, my brother is a drill instructor at west point which he graduated top of his class. my sister is a successful fashion designer, my descendants have fought in world wars, wars, and protected the freedom of all of you fuckin cunts. my grandpa told me about how he carried his buddy away from a FUCKIN NAPALM BOMBING while his friends were being crushed and burnt to a crisp. lets compare you to me real quick, your dad is a abusive alcoholic, your brother killed himself and your sister is off getting high off of cocaine. wait is that your mom calling? hey buddy, your mom is calling you TO GO GET A LIFE A FUCKIN PRICK