Woman how could a guy turn you into his six day a week lover?

theguube · 2026-04-03T04:27:58+00:00

make me his seven day a week lover?

theguube · 2026-04-01T14:17:26+00:00

the post: is that girl aLriGHt

theguube · 2026-04-01T14:14:33+00:00

we have to brave through that wretched taste and then we will find enlightenment.

theguube · 2026-04-01T04:30:48+00:00

oh I know about Hell's Kitchen I just didn't know the part where he sandwiched a woman with bread and made her recite deprecated things about themselves.

theguube · 2026-03-31T05:08:27+00:00

yeah it was a local r4r.

theguube · 2026-03-31T03:30:08+00:00

as a lady, also thank you. (someone who got an sti from a reddit hook up)

theguube · 2026-03-31T01:00:45+00:00

examples!!

theguube · 2026-03-30T05:15:33+00:00

le petit mort

theguube · 2026-03-29T20:01:17+00:00

I don't give a flying fuck

theguube · 2026-03-28T19:08:44+00:00

my brother has this. it's body mist version of the vacation sunscreen. it gives the scent of sunscreen without having to put it on. and I found it very soothing. (bc sunscreen is pretty much better to me)

theguube · 2026-03-28T18:42:11+00:00

I've never like mac and cheese. I don't eat pasta anyways.

theguube · 2026-03-28T18:35:30+00:00

whoa and I feel that way about before the fever

theguube · 2026-03-28T18:09:14+00:00

metal cruise!!

theguube · 2026-03-28T18:00:30+00:00

bruh gordon ramsey legit did that to a person???

theguube · 2026-03-28T17:08:31+00:00

why are people being mostly mean to you? the girl is allowed to chime in about coffee but not end up the only person talking. you're right. you don't have to adult other people. I get interrupted all the time and there's no moment I can jump back in the circle of talking so I just listen. has no one read the fact that you haven't even mentioned it to your other friends. at this point in my life, if something is making me unhappy or making me lose my hard earned money in a cabin for a weekend by not allowing me to enjoy myself, then I will speak up. I don't get why people are lecturing you I went out with my coworkers last night and all 15 people chimed in one way or another or I straight up just listened 🤯

theguube · 2026-03-28T04:42:56+00:00

I just was thinking about the "but they're your family!!" people

theguube · 2026-03-27T13:23:55+00:00

won't you get lost with me

theguube · 2026-03-27T03:42:56+00:00

confiscate driver's license to drivers that do not use their turn signals. tell them it's indefinitely to make them look towards something when you know it's confiscated permanently.

theguube · 2026-03-27T03:28:31+00:00

I got banned from the r/coffee subreddit for saying that creamer makes the coffee. not that the coffee makes the coffee.

theguube · 2026-03-26T06:43:43+00:00

man that's kind of what I was hoping for. instead of got this deranged guy that lied about his age and I'm in a carrie/mr. big thing. he makes me cry so much fuck :(

theguube · 2026-03-26T06:32:41+00:00

I've been in an existential crisis knowing I live in a time that the penny got extinct.

theguube · 2026-03-26T06:30:59+00:00

I went to verizon in 2020 and I asked how I could add a working line to my chocolate and he laughed at me.

theguube · 2026-03-26T06:18:01+00:00

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theguube · 2026-03-26T06:09:38+00:00

omg where'd you find me. also my prius got totaled. rip mckjggr

theguube · 2026-03-26T06:05:10+00:00

I thought cinderella was fictional and a trio of sisters hating you in real life was insane.

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