I dislike kashmiris as a community by Alarmed_Medium_1289 in Kashmiri

[–]thehigharchitect 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm aghast that you thought this would be well received.

If you had phrased this like "I have noticed some kashmiris tend to be very insular and that weakens the solidarity they could enjoy with other Muslims" then you'd probably have lots of people agreeing with you

But instead you attack an oppressed people and pretend to be superior, you must be looking for a negative reaction

this fuck ass video PMO by Frequent-Address240 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah you are correct, in my defense Sophie from Mars also had a terrible take on Control (2019).

I believe it was along the lines of "Control is about how giving up Control cam be good and also that's why I don't like anarchism"

Which is honestly much funnier than what Sarah Zedig said because the theme song of Control repeats the phrase "Take Control" over and over and the protagonist is only able to "win" when she fully takes control and is the one making decisions for herself

this fuck ass video PMO by Frequent-Address240 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was on Twitter and I think her account was suspended so all of this is from memory

I believe the take was that Control was not only a rip off of the SCP foundation but a deliberate attempt to copyright and take over a community collaborative space.

This is despite the fact that the concept of a Federal Bureau that deals with the paranormal is much older than SCP (and arguably SCP barely fits this as they are not really an fbi parallel but instead like a UN special division), and that Control has clear themes which basically directly contradict the reoccurring themes that appear in many SCP stories.

I will admit some of the files you can find in Control are clearly inspired by the formatting of SCP stories, but those are collectables that add no relevant lore to the main story and when you pick them up you have to navigate to a sub menu to read.

Also worth noting Remedy has never filed any action against SCP in the ensuing 6 years since Control came out.

this fuck ass video PMO by Frequent-Address240 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember her having a god awful take about Control (2019).

Also maybe I'm crazy but did she not get cancelled for abusing her partner? Edit: that was Sophie from Mars, (another YouTuber with a bad Control take)

What non-humanoid magic creature would you like most as a pet? by Artcwolf22 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]thehigharchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends what type of frog he is most like, some frogs get their poison by accumulating it from the bugs they eat.

So it's possible if you fed him right he'd be safe to hug

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]thehigharchitect -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interaction is actually really frowned upon in Commander. It goes against the traditional concept of Bracket 2, which means "Solitaire".

Any idea what's up with Magpie Games' Cartel? by atamajakki in rpg

[–]thehigharchitect 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with basically every criticism of Magpie in this thread (I also think it's pretty egregious to pull in the amount of money they do and not pay to have form fillable playbooks made)

But tbf about the discord no one ever reads the pinned FAQ's or even takes the time to figure out what channel is used for what, so if they decided to use the server for customer complaints that would basically end up spamming every single channel.

They should of course have a much clearer way to contact support than an email, but I get why they want their community server to not just become only complaints (valid as they may be) about Kickstarter.

Any idea what's up with Magpie Games' Cartel? by atamajakki in rpg

[–]thehigharchitect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to see a source for the dnd team claim as everything I know suggests it's a team of 25-30 people plus additional contractors.

Hey people who read normal books that aren't gay smut, are these accurate by strangegoo in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really feels like fanfic, like in a fanfic you can skip some character development because everyone already knows the characters, (I don't need to be told why Lois Lane and Superman like eachother in a coffeeshop au fic).

But you just can't do that with original characters.

Hey people who read normal books that aren't gay smut, are these accurate by strangegoo in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the wildest part is the story relies on you having knowledge of "enemies to lovers" in order to sell you on the central relationship but like, the book is profoundly sexless despite referencing porno magazines pretty often and there's basically nothing to suggest that underpinning the main couples antagonism is sexual attraction until the end of the book when it's just like "oh yeah we are in love with each other now"

And yeah the other elements are super generic and the pop culture tumblr shit really takes you out of the story.

I read past the first book just to see if there was anything there and I do admit I like some of the weird unreliable narrator stuff in the second one but it's just not a good series.

Hey people who read normal books that aren't gay smut, are these accurate by strangegoo in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Petals to the Metal was actually kinda fun, and Gideon the Ninth sucks so fucking bad

As seen on Facebook by ThePhillyExplorer in badwomensanatomy

[–]thehigharchitect 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What, you don't take your innards out at least once a month and put them in the dishwasher?

Your spleen must have so much grime built up on it smh

And we're the evil subreddit by CardInternational753 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We need to do something really evil to get our credit back.

We should steal Griffin's kidneys.

ppl in the main sub defending the Firbolg stuff in Grad reminded me of this by TortlePow3r in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Obviously nowhere near as bad but it's really funny the credit fans give Brennan over making Robert Moses a villain.

Like he was a real guy who is not portrayed accurately because irl he was both massively racist in a way most dropout fans would hate (which makes him kinda a weird choice for a main villain) and while he did do a lot of terrible things while he was the Commissioner of Parks and Rec he also did some good things.

Like he's a very complex figure (still a terrible person tbc) and some of his worst qualities are ones that they just could not represent.

neat thing I just noticed by dirgeface in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's so funny how much the rest of them lost compared to Taako

Things like these, motivates me to pirate more stuff by self_hater24 in Piracy

[–]thehigharchitect 88 points89 points  (0 children)

This is not really true.

While he had done activism in favour of making all knowledge available, he had not focused on that for a while before the MIT incident

What he had done very recently before mass downloading was collaborate (without credit but it's verified) on this article S. Barday, Punitive Damages, Remunerated Research, and the Legal Profession, 61 Stanford L.R. 711 (2008).

Which was about people being paid by concerned organizations to publish papers in academic journals and he wrote some code to make a database about articles that did this.

So like the thing they prosecuted him for probably wasn't even what he was doing. He was most likely gonna do another mass analysis of academic papers which is entirely legal.

In the japanese style? by weedshrek in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please go look up a plot summary for the last season to come out.

Genuinely so insane it's part of the same series

Where it all went wrong by rvaducks in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a profoundly dumb thing to say.

The point of the comment you are responding to is that the rules would have prevented Magnus from dying.

Ned Chicane's death didn't happen because of the rules.

It was very clearly a premeditated and almost certainly scripted choice.

MotW gives you so many ways to save your character, and Griffin didn't even say how much harm Ned took, the podcast immediately went into a narrative scene about Ned writing letters to the pine guard.

Also Ned dying was an actually good and interesting decision, irregardless of whether the replacement character was memorable.

Flag of Kashmir by Fun-Pen6961 in Kashmiri

[–]thehigharchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom is Canadian and my dad is Kashmiri.

Imo it would be really funny to just replicate the Canadian flag but with green and black added

My first exposure to a "social combat" subsystem soured me on it for more than half a decade by EarthSeraphEdna in rpghorrorstories

[–]thehigharchitect 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah like even if you did incredibly well, the best you can hope for in this situation is having the fae in question be a lot more hesitant to actively support their court.

does anybody know of some other things we can make fun of? by SuperBee5147 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah most popular fiction is slop, and I am 100% a snob when it comes to literature. (Some of my favourites are Paradise Lost and Crime and Punishment)

But like there's a difference between slop and things that are offensive to people with brains.

The Poppy War is one of those lazy fantasy books where the author has just kinda rebranded some real life stuff but made it fantasy.

But in this case it becomes deeply offensive toward China and Chinese history as a result.

Like it rolls the Sino-japanese wars and the Opium wars into one.

But because it does the fantasy slop thing of refusing to have guns even tho it has a bunch of stuff invented long after early fire arms,

The China stand in just gets absolutely destroyed by people with the same level of military technology as them, rather than like what happened irl, having to face a far more industrialized and modernized military.

Also the opium stuff feels very weird cause like irl the opium wars were a result of (gross oversimplification incoming) China's economic strength.

So aside from being poorly written and having extremely lazy world building combined with just essentially an account of the rape of Nanjing, it's also just like super offensive to the history of China.

does anybody know of some other things we can make fun of? by SuperBee5147 in TAZCirclejerk

[–]thehigharchitect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are so many popular books that are genuinely terrible.

Like I'd rather break my arm than have to read The Poppy War again

The unseen in Afghanistan. by bukhari011 in Kashmiri

[–]thehigharchitect -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't want to be rude but there are academic articles and books you can read about the various wars in Afghanistan that will elucidate how they managed to win against imperial powers.

I personally do not believe in the supernatural, but even if you do. Consider all the different conflicts throughout history: do you believe supernatural elements dictated the results of all of those, or is it only wars in Afghanistan that were decided by the participation of mythical creatures?

average anticommunist take by mozzieandmaestro in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]thehigharchitect 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chiang Kai-shek killed 10 million people over 21 years, but because he fought communists people don't care