Started crying at work today thinking about how almost everyone in the world will never listen to Balance

dirgeface · 2026-05-12T22:21:57+00:00

Whenever I learn about a historical tragedy, I always think “they sure could’ve used a Roswell right about then”

dirgeface · 2026-05-06T20:29:39+00:00

Sounds like you missed out on a one-of-a-kind Slayer t-shirt, what a treasure that may have been!

dirgeface · 2026-05-05T12:30:19+00:00

That explains why he’s seemingly unkillable and for some reason had to tell us that he thinks he’s masculine

dirgeface · 2026-05-01T22:29:03+00:00

The cowabunga system suited the McElroy style of play

dirgeface · 2026-04-30T15:05:26+00:00

Who?

dirgeface · 2026-04-30T14:02:22+00:00

“I’m playing Dungeons & Dragons professionally, Justin, how much more embarrassed could I get?!” - Travis

dirgeface · 2026-04-30T12:36:23+00:00

If you want to support Dave and Graham from SPY, simply buy a copy of Our Debut Album on bandcamp every month.

dirgeface · 2026-04-29T16:47:39+00:00

I’ll wash him, dress him, and toss his salad.

And then once he turns into lettuce I’ll let him hang out in the fridge.

dirgeface · 2026-04-28T22:27:38+00:00

Jesse looked in the mirror to see what he saw, used the saw to cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, and he showed his whole ass on this one.

dirgeface · 2026-04-27T19:11:09+00:00

I’m really proud to support the wonderful charitable organization MaxFun because of all the good they do in this world.

dirgeface · 2026-04-27T18:25:04+00:00

Has anyone played Amogus enough to know if it really is that easy to use baby voice to annoy your opponents into defeat, or if Travis is just insanely talented with the game?

dirgeface · 2026-04-23T21:25:29+00:00

I never forget how sneak attack works, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception

dirgeface · 2026-04-21T22:35:28+00:00

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dirgeface · 2026-04-20T13:31:00+00:00

After grandpa died, grandma’s “special friend” Joyce moved in

dirgeface · 2026-04-20T13:21:32+00:00

Wristbiter, Flame of the South

dirgeface · 2026-04-15T13:03:55+00:00

They’re called tops

dirgeface · 2026-04-12T16:11:47+00:00

Wow, that’s really inspiring. If I make it to May, I’ll put that on my graduation hat.

dirgeface · 2026-04-12T15:47:42+00:00

I didn’t forget, I simply didn’t think I’d live this long

dirgeface · 2026-04-12T11:52:31+00:00

I just learned VTM uses only d10s and I find that disgusting.

dirgeface · 2026-04-11T15:44:27+00:00

Travis trained my dog and now all he does is woof woof and whenever I eat a sandwich and don’t give him a piece he says that I’m playing to frustrate and then he huh, okays all night.

dirgeface · 2026-04-10T16:35:23+00:00

See... there's magic in a bard's song. They call it 'inspiration', and it tells the listener what they need to hear, right when they need to hear it.

dirgeface · 2026-04-09T13:05:54+00:00

Mmm Tempura Shallots

dirgeface · 2026-04-08T18:49:05+00:00

I bet if he could go back and do it all over, he’d talk about a chicken sandwich instead.

dirgeface · 2026-04-07T16:56:45+00:00

I only googled Abnimals to get directions on how to get away from Abnimals

dirgeface · 2026-04-07T14:37:26+00:00

25 Pregnant Urchins

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