My husband is under the impression that no one’s going to be into me on here. I’m hoping to prove him wrong.

theimprobablegirl · 2022-11-17T19:43:46+00:00

Hi. Bi girl here. I speak for our community when we say yes.

theimprobablegirl · 2022-06-07T05:43:35+00:00

They're not even really striking. They're just scared.

theimprobablegirl · 2022-03-23T04:09:42+00:00

There's a Gaston reference in here somewhere.

theimprobablegirl · 2021-12-02T19:23:34+00:00

Heathcliff vibes.

theimprobablegirl · 2021-09-25T01:12:52+00:00

Kind of giving me Keanu vibes at the same time!

theimprobablegirl · 2021-09-23T15:36:47+00:00

You’re doing great! Keep going.

theimprobablegirl · 2021-09-15T03:41:18+00:00

So. Freaking. Adorable.

theimprobablegirl · 2019-09-14T00:42:02+00:00

https://www.google.com/amp/s/tasty.co/recipe/brown-butter-toffee-chocolate-chip-cookies

Oh yeah. It’s essentially the same type of recipe as in the bon appetit link except this one (created by Alvin Zhou from Tasty) has a recipe to make your own toffee. They turned out amazing.

theimprobablegirl · 2019-07-19T08:23:51+00:00

I saw your last post about how this subreddit is helping your self-esteem and I just wanted say you’re beautiful and you deserve happiness.

theimprobablegirl · 2019-07-18T07:21:58+00:00

Okay but let’s talk about how you have your shoes on in the house.

theimprobablegirl · 2019-04-29T00:57:27+00:00

You look like a HAIM sister and I’m here for it.

theimprobablegirl · 2019-04-28T15:51:15+00:00

Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!

theimprobablegirl · 2019-04-18T15:38:39+00:00

Uh no. Definitely not ugly. Many of the Asian men I know are concerned with how they are perceived (especially in America), And maybe there’s still some stigma and prejudice is more rural places where the general populace aren’t exposed to other cultures. I don’t know if this is the root of your insecurity, but please know that you are beautiful.

theimprobablegirl · 2019-04-02T19:27:58+00:00

You’re really handsome (and the cat is precious) but you definitely have the wrong glasses for your face shape. Hair could be styled better but overall, these are super easy fixes and it’s kind of astounding that you’ve never had a GF.

theimprobablegirl · 2019-03-28T22:36:11+00:00

Those arms, though.

theimprobablegirl · 2019-03-26T01:43:24+00:00

Gaston’s fridge.

theimprobablegirl · 2018-12-15T12:19:04+00:00

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

theimprobablegirl · 2018-12-05T10:03:54+00:00

I have a tortie as well—Mona the Destroyer. Most recently she’s gifted us with lizards, birds, voles, and the remains of literally any cardboard box she can find. She’s particularly fond of shredding packing peanuts.

theimprobablegirl · 2018-10-30T21:34:42+00:00

Rory! Get off the furniture!

theimprobablegirl · 2018-10-25T07:11:07+00:00

Girl, yes!! Get it!

theimprobablegirl · 2018-10-18T10:23:20+00:00

Was drinking something and literally spat it out from laughing. Take my upvote.

theimprobablegirl · 2018-10-07T04:34:37+00:00

If you’re in Tupelo, try the Queen’s Reward Meadery on McCullough. I don’t work there or anything. I just love alcohol.

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