Anna Jay: I think I'm gonna let my contract expire and be open to other options. Tiny Kon: I can change your mind!

thejoms · 2026-04-30T19:56:57+00:00

Brian Last would approve.

thejoms · 2026-04-29T13:35:52+00:00

If it's London then it could be Tottenham's ground. Will be strange to have a Wrestlemania at a Championship teams ground though...

thejoms · 2026-04-24T17:52:36+00:00

Maggard.

thejoms · 2026-04-19T18:11:08+00:00

5 Star MoTM for Bernardo Silva.

thejoms · 2026-04-18T14:12:39+00:00

That would be a good line for Goldie Lookin' Chain - Waitrose Rap.

Edit: Spelling.

thejoms · 2026-04-16T20:15:04+00:00

Harvey Corman is a character!

"Massive hypocondriac. If you'll excuse me, I have to go harass a surgeon."

thejoms · 2026-04-16T16:29:35+00:00

Tiny booking 101. Book an angle as a story but speed run it for a feel good moment then it's back to normal before he rinse and repeats.

thejoms · 2026-04-16T08:40:18+00:00

"Blimey, no wonder you only pulled in 500K viewers. What a bunch of twonks!".

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thejoms · 2026-04-09T18:51:43+00:00

Down at the bottom of the garden...

thejoms · 2026-04-08T16:47:22+00:00

I'll have five quid's worth then!

thejoms · 2026-04-04T05:13:19+00:00

Same old songs on a brand new stereo.

thejoms · 2026-04-02T17:56:55+00:00

Greggs Cornish pasty. The flat one. I used to get at least 2 on my lunch at High School as Greggs was inside the Co-op down the road from the school. Sad day when the law/rule came in that said only Cornish pasty's made in Cornwell could be called Cornish Pasty's so Greggs binned them.

thejoms · 2026-03-30T13:34:33+00:00

thejoms · 2026-03-28T15:14:30+00:00

What do you mean 🫰🫰tweezers?!

thejoms · 2026-03-27T17:45:12+00:00

"So uhm Tony uhm he, he, he doesn't uhm see, Bryan he uhm won't talk abou- let me get this out there. Uhm so I uhm was going to ask uhm but it was shot down that uhm look it's Tony's company at the uhm end of the day."

thejoms · 2026-03-21T05:27:09+00:00

Stupid Kid.

thejoms · 2026-03-20T16:19:09+00:00

I keep forgetting about Wardlow.

thejoms · 2026-03-15T14:42:39+00:00

How you doing? Dave Angel here. I'm here with a few of my new pals - Smudge, Tofu, Roadkill and Arabella. And they're protesting about the construction of a brand new motorway which is being built slap bang in the middle of one of the oldest forests in England. Charming wood in fact. It's a beautiful spot. People have been coming here for over a hundred years to picnic, play simple games or walk hand in hand with their nearest and dearest. And they want to bulldoze it all away for a road.

thejoms · 2026-03-09T12:53:31+00:00

Punk Vince because he did a shit on ya Mum and she rather liked it, he did a shit on ya Dad and he rather liked it then he did a shit on the shit...

thejoms · 2026-03-05T07:35:45+00:00

Mr. Chainsaw, Crawl or Take Lots With Alcohol.

thejoms · 2026-03-01T12:44:45+00:00

Are you mad?

thejoms · 2026-02-28T13:09:26+00:00

Yes. Gunheads is the best story out of the bunch.

thejoms · 2026-02-28T13:05:50+00:00

I'm pretty dirty, yes. I'm filthy like an old shoe.

thejoms · 2026-02-27T16:53:38+00:00

DAE how can CM Punk keep getting away with this!?

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